A suggestion for voting ID requirements...

If any state requires you to provide ID to vote, they should also require you to provide your vaccination card.

They say no ID, can't vote...we say no vaccination card, can't vote.

Change in happy hour...

It used to start at 5:00, then I changed it to 4:30...today I changed it again...to 4:20

I accidentally swallowed a bag of scrabble letters...

my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Thank you to the wonderful DU'er that gave me my first heart.

A dung beetle walks into a bar...

is this stool taken?

Cockroaches...our friends?

This morning my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She immediately sprayed every surface and deep cleaned everything in the kitchen. Took close to four hours.

Tomorrow I'm going to turn the cockroach loose in the bathroom.

Question...

Did any of you see the joke we made here about a chiropractor?
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I can't find it, but it would have been about a week back!

If these projections hold...

Stacy Abrams should be the next DNC Chair!

Pay her 10 times Bitch McConnell's salary. She earned it.

NOBODY in recent history has had more impact than she has. To turn Georgia from a rePug stronghold into a state that voted DEMOCRATIC for the first time since Jimmy Carter is absolutely amazing.

She did this without the support of any of the Georgia officials, (even though some of the (honorable)* Republican officials in the state refused to capitulate to "Caligula tRump"

What SHE did is incredible. She NEEDS A NATIONAL PLATFORM...NOW!

Do not hesitate, her promotions will send shock waves through the rePug party.

Make it happen!!!!!!!

* Honorable because they stood up to the corrupt rePug assholes.