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Showing Original Post only (View all)Remember back in school when a kid showed up at school with a broken leg and crutches? [View all]
And everybody thought it was so cool and they grabbed his crutches and took turns walking around on them pretending they, too, had a broken leg?
And the kid who had really broken his leg just sat and watched everybody playing with his crutches, and shook his head because the crutches had gotten old a long time ago and he wished he didnt need them because they stopped being fun about 30 seconds after the doctor gave them to him. And now his armpits were chapped and his arms ached and his fingers were cramped. And his cast itched and his leg hurt like hell. He wished he could not have a broken leg and not need those damned crutches and he could just get up and run around and play like everyone else. But he couldnt move two feet without them because his leg was all jacked up.
And he really needed to go to the bathroom, but his friends were having so much fun playing with his crutches that they didnt realize they werent a toy and that he really needed them just to get around, something they could do without crutches and without even thinking about it. And he was both annoyed and amused that they were so eager to use his crutches when they didnt need them at all, they didnt understand that crutches werent toys, and they didnt appreciate how awesome it was NOT to need crutches just to get to the damned toilet.
Thats what the great 2018 DU Wypipo Drama reminds me of ...