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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(107,985 posts) Wed Aug 15, 2018, 12:48 AM Aug 2018

Trump walks into your house. Your first words are? [View all]

This is not my idea but I thought why not ask the question here.

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Trump walks into your house. Your first words are? [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2018 OP

Get out hatemonger Demovictory9 Aug 2018 #1

Fuck you, FoxNewsSucks Aug 2018 #2

Gah!!! Get The Fuck Outta Here!!! DinahMoeHum Aug 2018 #3

My very first thought. Doreen Aug 2018 #16

Yep, mindem Aug 2018 #29

Exactly. n/t rzemanfl Aug 2018 #51

This, preceded by WTF! nt tblue37 Aug 2018 #65

Wouldn't you be happier in a different job? vlyons Aug 2018 #4

Get your ugly orange ass out of here before I call the cops. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #5

"What the He'll are you doing here traitor. BigmanPigman Aug 2018 #6

Since the only way he'd be coming through my front door would be breaking in... moriah Aug 2018 #7

Kiss me you fool! Kablooie Aug 2018 #8

GTFO MaryMagdaline Aug 2018 #9

you're trespassing! Glamrock Aug 2018 #10

Sorry, this went bad fairly quickly so you'll have to fill in the blanks Niagara Aug 2018 #11

Never mind nini Aug 2018 #12

I'd want him GONE, so I'd prey on his hang-ups: "I HAVE AIDS AND I'M BLEEDING!!!" RockRaven Aug 2018 #13

Let me shake your hand TlalocW Aug 2018 #14

Tick Tock, Motherfucker. N/T CottonBear Aug 2018 #15

GTFO, fuckface. kysrsoze Aug 2018 #17

ditto scarletlib Aug 2018 #40

GFY Cha Aug 2018 #18

"Welcome to 5th Avenue" Awsi Dooger Aug 2018 #19

GTFO sakabatou Aug 2018 #20

Does Kiai (気合, /ˈkiːaɪ/) count as words? mr_lebowski Aug 2018 #21

Kiss my ass you racist fuck! Lint Head Aug 2018 #22

"You'refired, Motherfucker! ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2018 #23

Get the fuck out, fuckhead. John Fante Aug 2018 #24

Get the fuck out and while you're at gopiscrap Aug 2018 #25

"Guard your pussy, Martha!" Midnight Writer Aug 2018 #26

You win the thread. malaise Aug 2018 #38

Honey, hold my beer. fleabiscuit Aug 2018 #27

Hello, 911? Send the police...giant angry creamsicle...hurry please... LuckyCharms Aug 2018 #28

I'd lie that Jamaal510 Aug 2018 #30

You have the right to remain silent... Sedona Aug 2018 #31

Someone forgot to flush. Yonnie3 Aug 2018 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author hlthe2b Aug 2018 #33

That I was afraid for my life...too bad I don't own a gun dembotoz Aug 2018 #34

Uninvited? ornotna Aug 2018 #35

Can I see the prez micropenis? Funtatlaguy Aug 2018 #36

Sic him malaise Aug 2018 #37

привет Sancho Aug 2018 #39

Get the fuck off of my property. You are not welcome here. GoCubsGo Aug 2018 #41

"I'm about to stand my ground" Takket Aug 2018 #42

Winner Va Lefty Aug 2018 #60

I live in Florida. I don't need to say anything. NCTraveler Aug 2018 #43

Hi there y'all mainstreetonce Aug 2018 #44

"Get out" after I pay him for the pizza mnmoderatedem Aug 2018 #45

Yeah, but only pay 35% of what you actually owe. Still In Wisconsin Aug 2018 #54

I'd open the door and let Zeus Dog do the greeting zeusdogmom Aug 2018 #46

This dog has your answer FoxNewsSucks Aug 2018 #48

Love it!!! zeusdogmom Aug 2018 #50

Go to hell, traitor. sinkingfeeling Aug 2018 #47

Drink this. You'll love it. Squinch Aug 2018 #49

Get the fuck out! Initech Aug 2018 #52

OMG, Zeus, no!!! janterry Aug 2018 #53

I'd get banned for 2naSalit Aug 2018 #55

You know... better Aug 2018 #56

You've got to ask yourself one question: tavernier Aug 2018 #57

Dinner's ready! Then point him to the litter box. peekaloo Aug 2018 #58

BITE HIM DOGS! get the red out Aug 2018 #59

I at some level like "Castle Law, Motherfucker!!!" but my firearms are safely stored... LakeSuperiorView Aug 2018 #61

Naff off... HipChick Aug 2018 #62

Get Out of My House, Asshole! Now! MineralMan Aug 2018 #63

Honey, where did you put the roach spray? Dave Starsky Aug 2018 #64

Technically, The White House IS Our House ChoppinBroccoli Aug 2018 #66