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Tommy_Carcetti

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Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:37 AM Oct 2018

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to travel to Florida to view Hurricane Michael damage at Mar-a-Lago [View all]

President Donald Trump announced that he will be traveling to his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida to get a firsthand view of the aftermath of the damage that Florida incurred after Hurricane Michael--a near Category 5 major hurricane--struck the state this week.

Trump will take an up close tour of the grounds of the club, which is located approximately 500 miles from the Panama City area where the storm made landfall. Palm trees at Mar-a-Lago reportedly lost multiple fronds during a Tuesday afternoon thunderstorm from one of Michael's outermost bands as it moved up the Gulf of Mexico towards the Florida Panhandle.

"From what I heard, damage to Mar-a-Lago was tremendous, the likes of which has never been seen before," Trump said to reporters as he boarded Marine One on his way to Andrews Air Force Base. "The amount of rain, which was wet, very, very wet, and some of the most incredible, powerful wind imaginable. I've heard estimates of winds in excess of 500 miles per hour, actually. It's really, really something."

Trump noted the "furious" work of groundskeepers to rake up fallen leaves and power wash muddied walkways to make sure the club was in spotless shape for the upcoming winter club season.

"It hasn't been easy," he noted. "For anyone. But especially for me. Of all the people out there, I have to say I've probably suffered the most because of this storm."

When asked if he had any thoughts for homeowners in storm ravaged areas like Mexico Beach--where houses were ripped from their foundations by devastating storm surge and obliterated into rubble by catastrophic winds--Trump replied, "Well, I'm certain any of those people would have to feel sorry for the situation I'm in. They'd very likely feel very, very bad for me. I'm sure if they had people wanting to pay $200,000 for access to them and their house, they'd know the type of situation I'm in, and they'd feel very, very bad. They wouldn't want to be in my position, believe me."

First Lady Melania Trump was expected to join her husband and pose for pictures alongside maintenance workers trimming hedges. The President and First Lady would then reportedly sit down for a dinner prepared by banquet staff.

"We're going to have cake, chocolate cake, that most wonderful, magnificent chocolate cake like no other," the President said. "No natural disaster is going to stop us from enjoying that wonderful, beautiful cake."

Details at Eleven.


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Get thee to the greatest page malaise Oct 2018 #1
(sigh) louis-t Oct 2018 #2
Trump might have to hire extra Mexican/Cuban groundskeepers. lpbk2713 Oct 2018 #3
is this for real??? bdamomma Oct 2018 #4
It's real satire. Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2018 #6
When or if he goes to Panama City it will definitely Cha Oct 2018 #44
It's hard to tell, but it's satire NastyRiffraff Oct 2018 #27
Somedays it feels like we were somehow transported to "the upside down." Girard442 Oct 2018 #32
....... Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2018 #38
lest we forget...nt Grasswire2 Oct 2018 #39
Christmas at Mordor. murielm99 Oct 2018 #41
. Dr Hobbitstein Oct 2018 #5
May 1000 tons of Red Tide mitch96 Oct 2018 #7
GOOD ONE! mithnanthy Oct 2018 #21
DUzy malaise Oct 2018 #37
Breaking News Mendocino Oct 2018 #51
Will nobody think of the greens? nolabear Oct 2018 #8
The horror of mangled Palm Fronds. sellitman Oct 2018 #9
Great satire. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #10
+1! backtoblue Oct 2018 #12
Good one! Had me going for a minute. TreasonousBastard Oct 2018 #11
me too bdamomma Oct 2018 #35
You know he'll be claiming 10x damages to FEMA! TheBlackAdder Oct 2018 #13
Well done, Tommy! geardaddy Oct 2018 #14
MAR-A-LOGOFUCKYOURSELF! OMGWTF Oct 2018 #15
Took me a few paragraphs treestar Oct 2018 #16
It took me 'til the third paragraph. Haggis for Breakfast Oct 2018 #46
LOL! treestar Oct 2018 #49
🤦 irisblue Oct 2018 #17
The space between satire and reality has really gotten razor thin. VOX Oct 2018 #18
Is that you True Blue American Oct 2018 #19
Trump will go down in history as one of the Cyrano Oct 2018 #20
Excellent! and far too close to truth. mountain grammy Oct 2018 #22
Love It! But If There Was a God, Michael Would Have Hit Mar-a-Lago Directly! DoctorJoJo Oct 2018 #23
Like an onion, you peel satire and then you cry. Well done, Tommy. Hekate Oct 2018 #24
Don't be too surprised. JohnnyRingo Oct 2018 #25
This is obviously a reliably fact based report lunatica Oct 2018 #26
im sure it crossed his mind!! samnsara Oct 2018 #28
He'll squeeze in a No Collusion interview.. TwistOneUp Oct 2018 #29
Really? Chicago1980 Oct 2018 #30
the trump era is so crazy barbtries Oct 2018 #31
Satire and trump are to close. Doreen Oct 2018 #33
"the rain, which was wet,very very wet" INdemo Oct 2018 #34
I think he is pass bdamomma Oct 2018 #36
I don't have any more tears locks Oct 2018 #40
Nicely done,Tommy_Carcetti.. Permanut Oct 2018 #42
This is from homegirl Oct 2018 #43
Tag you got me......................good one...............the rain was very wet................ turbinetree Oct 2018 #45
I told you we needed a wall around Mexico Beach. keithbvadu2 Oct 2018 #47
You should identify this as "satire" in the message title oberliner Oct 2018 #48
Perfect except.. kaotikross Oct 2018 #50
Yeah, I was in Palm Beach during the hurricane, and... Joe Nation Oct 2018 #52
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