"White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosi's Foot Can Be Removed from Trump's Rectum" [View all]
White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosis Foot Can Be Removed from Trumps Rectum
At the time of publication, White House medical staff is still not sure if or when Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosis foot can, or will, be extracted from the rectum of the President of the United States of America.
We knew that Madam Speaker was the rightful owner of his testicle now, when the president went out to the Rose Garden and announced that he had been forced to re-open the government after almost five weeks and without any funding for his wall, Dr. Brooke James told reporters this morning. We didnt realize until we were in what we call his Mushroom Zone that Speaker Pelosi had also gotten her foot up his rectum, and its one of the worst cases weve ever seen.
Dr. James says that while she doesnt expect the injuries sustained by President Trump to be permanent or life threatening, having Pelosis foot wedged up inside his corn hole will present difficulties in other areas of his life. How will his boss ram the rubles up there now, James asked rhetorically. Were really not sure. Frankly, with as far as Putin is up his ass, were surprised that there was any room for Nancys foot.
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