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20. "Dear friends! Welcome back to Tucker's Bible Hour! We have a wonderful message

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 12:19 PM

Apr 2019

for you today! Remember that whenever everything is going well for you, it shows you are a good person who God loves. And whenever anything goes badly for you, it shows you are an evil loser and God hates you! Some communists nowadays think rich people should sell everything they have to help the poor. But here at Tucker's Bible Hour, we say that would be wrong: why should a good person (who God loves) help an evil loser (who God hates)? Rich people can't help poor people! And the rich people might become poor just by trying to help! That would defeat the will of God! Here at Tucker's Bible Hour, we're spreading the good news of Palm Sunday: bad things never happen to good people! Yes, friends! If you're good like Jesus, people will cheer you wherever you go! And when bad things happen to you, it's your own fault! And that is the good message from Tucker's Bible Hour! As it says in the Book of Job, the Lord helps those who help themselves and punishes those who help their neighbors!"

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Tucker Carlson guest, Mark Steyn, says Notre Dame fire due to "godlessness" in France [View all] Arkansas Granny Apr 2019 OP

Odd that a god would respond to "godlessness" by punishing a church building... ExciteBike66 Apr 2019 #1

That does seem strange doesn't it? Initech Apr 2019 #21

Steyn is a monster more or less el_bryanto Apr 2019 #2

And did he opine on the recent storms in the USA southern states? Maeve Apr 2019 #3

I recall the disdain the religious like Steyn have always expressed for us secular humanists. riverine Apr 2019 #4

I am of the belief that the fire started via a welding spark... Javaman Apr 2019 #5

Makes sense malaise Apr 2019 #7

I saw some speculation that the fire was related to the renovations, possibly welding. Arkansas Granny Apr 2019 #8

in old buildings, the wood is so incredibly dry. Javaman Apr 2019 #9

Didn't France become officially completely secular after the French Revolution? bobbieinok Apr 2019 #6

You'd think he/she would burn down the National Assembly instead? CanonRay Apr 2019 #10

Given fire is one of the manifestations of God, for instance the burning bush Johonny Apr 2019 #11

I'm not sure who is dumber? dubyadiprecession Apr 2019 #12

Ooh, that sounds like one of those angels and pin head kind of questions. Arkansas Granny Apr 2019 #13

Where do we find these people??? Initech Apr 2019 #14

Under rocks? Arkansas Granny Apr 2019 #15

Stain? snort Apr 2019 #16

So when does the White House catch fire? Aristus Apr 2019 #17

You are attempting to use logic. You know by now that it won't work with right wingers. Arkansas Granny Apr 2019 #18

I don't like what my neighbors are doing so... jayfish Apr 2019 #19

"Dear friends! Welcome back to Tucker's Bible Hour! We have a wonderful message struggle4progress Apr 2019 #20

He beat Pat Robertson to it. lpbk2713 Apr 2019 #22