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53. A handy illustration
Sat Nov 16, 2019, 11:38 PM
Nov 2019

Monday morning Miss Jones walks into her class of fifteen 4th graders and announces, "Instead of studying our usual four different subjects, for this week only we're going to study just one subject ALL week. Either English, or... math."

Groans! But there are some good math students in her class, so, some yays, too.

"Which one?!" the now very anxious students demand.

"We'll have an election to decide." Sighs of relief from the majority. "Who will want math all week?" 6 hands. "English all week?" 9 hands -- to 9 students' cheers of "We win!"

"No, hold on. That wasn't the election, that was just data collecting. Kristen, please switch with seats with Darryl." Two confused kids comply.

"This isn't decided by how many students want each subject, but by how many rows choose each. Now, who votes for math?" Three of the five students in Row 1 raise their hands. In Row 2, where Kristen has just been switched to, there are now also 3 votes for math. And in Row 3, which Darryl just joined, zero hands are raised.

"And who votes for English?" The other 9's hands go up.

"Rows 1 and 2 choose our week to be all math. Row 3 wants English. Two rows to one, math wins."

Nine anguished 4th graders howl in outrage and protest.

It's 9 to 6, how can WE lose? Miss Jones changed the rows to rig the election! That's not fair!

Yes, Miss Jones agreed, she had manipulated the seating and caused just 6 votes to "win" over 9 votes.

And, she further agreed: No, that isn't fair.

"Now everyone open your math textbooks to page 53 and we'll get started on our week."

Miss Jones' 4th graders, both the happy 6 and the embittered, suffering 9, actually learned two important subjects that week: Math.

And how American elections are gerrymandered. That in most state & federal legislative elections, once one party gains full state-level control, if that party chooses to, its politicians can pick their own voters. Reversing the originally intended concept, of voters picking their politicians.

It's insane ck4829 Nov 2019 #1
Not really DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #45
We can complain about Diebold all we want, and I am one of those who has Perseus Nov 2019 #49
The one thing DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #52
WRONG! What are you even talking about? First most election matters, including choice of voting okaawhatever Nov 2019 #57
Investigating DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #66
I see that once again you refuse to address the real issue andor point of my comment. I hope you'll okaawhatever Nov 2019 #67
Stop banking on AOC Aquaria Nov 2019 #59
That district looks like the profile of a roadrunner. Seriously ridiculous. Mike 03 Nov 2019 #2
"The Duck District" is the sagesnow Nov 2019 #16
As an Oregon Duck, I concur with authority. WheelWalker Nov 2019 #21
Sooo...maybe a Gerrimandarin District? Midnight Writer Nov 2019 #55
GROAN! soldierant Nov 2019 #58
it's Beaky Buzzard! ... Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2019 #19
Yep that's us. I'm not in that district blueinredohio Nov 2019 #3
Mike Turner here. True Blue American Nov 2019 #9
I have Bob Latta who's a sniveling little coward. blueinredohio Nov 2019 #11
I tried to contact True Blue American Nov 2019 #12
Cool, I'll have to check out her writing. klook Nov 2019 #29
You will love Connie Schultz. Ohiogal Nov 2019 #36
Good site.. thanks for mentioning. mountain grammy Nov 2019 #42
Connie used to write for Parade. True Blue American Nov 2019 #64
I'm in FL Congressional District 4 Fritz Walter Nov 2019 #20
I'm in Tim Ryan's Ohiogal Nov 2019 #38
True! True Blue American Nov 2019 #65
Just as our founding fathers intended dalton99a Nov 2019 #4
That's what happens when the GOP packed SCOTUS with American hating judges RAB910 Nov 2019 #5
I know how he got elected. True Blue American Nov 2019 #6
Thats fascinating. nt BootinUp Nov 2019 #7
Irony True Blue American Nov 2019 #10
Justin Amash, co-founder of that Frankenstein monster, had to leave it. It's eating its own. catbyte Nov 2019 #22
Yes, who was the other one? Tried to True Blue American Nov 2019 #23
Doesn't even follow a road 2naSalit Nov 2019 #8
There is a town on that map named Sandusky? robbob Nov 2019 #13
Yes, Sandusky is not far from Findlay where True Blue American Nov 2019 #24
Do they still have "Cedar Point" amusement park ? Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2019 #51
The Point is doing fine. Mendocino Nov 2019 #60
I grew up in NE Ohio and every summer Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2019 #68
We have Kings Island closer. True Blue American Nov 2019 #63
perfect! Marthe48 Nov 2019 #35
Disgusting! Pepsidog Nov 2019 #14
Sandusky should be in his district rpannier Nov 2019 #15
I was in his district safeinOhio Nov 2019 #17
Did you know that someone made a font from gerrymandered districts? csziggy Nov 2019 #18
Recommended. Lol. Mersky Nov 2019 #25
Brilliant. Shared with typoholic friends. (nt) klook Nov 2019 #33
My district, IL 6, looks like... 3catwoman3 Nov 2019 #26
Everyone take pity on me. I live in the duck district. EveDibb Nov 2019 #27
Welcome to DU! Ohiogal Nov 2019 #31
I bet that thing is gerrymandered house by house. Vinca Nov 2019 #28
Looks like the kind of shape you might twist yourself into klook Nov 2019 #30
Sen Sherrod Brown's district is screwed up like that Marthe48 Nov 2019 #32
Bill Johnson Ohiogal Nov 2019 #39
A group of us Marthe48 Nov 2019 #61
A sexual predator became president with 3 million fewer votes IronLionZion Nov 2019 #34
I'm in TX-25, the fat mermaid tail district Mersky Nov 2019 #37
Reminds me of a Victorian toilet Mersky Nov 2019 #40
I have mgardener Nov 2019 #41
His district is Mendocino Nov 2019 #43
Yet some folks still refuse to understand the significance of gerrymanderingp LakeArenal Nov 2019 #44
Grrrr! smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #46
Be nice erlewyne Nov 2019 #47
Without gerrymandering, districts would still have funny shapes. Garrett78 Nov 2019 #48
Have a look at the Texas Congressional map yellowdogintexas Nov 2019 #50
A handy illustration SuprstitionAintthWay Nov 2019 #53
Eww. I had the *pleasure* of spending time in Sidney a while back... SMC22307 Nov 2019 #54
This is what happens when Democrats don't vote in mid-terms StarfishSaver Nov 2019 #56
The snake by the lake. Mendocino Nov 2019 #62
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