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ragemage

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15. I give it until 9pm tonight to hear about the first death by injecting bleach or huffing Lysol

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 07:16 PM

Apr 2020

You know somebody is going to try it, injecting bleach into their body or huffing Lysol directly into their lungs.
What do you have to lose?
Maybe it works, maybe it won't.

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I'm mainlining Lysol and sticking a tactical flashlight up my ass. [View all] LuckyCharms Apr 2020 OP

Bartender! Newest Reality Apr 2020 #1

Well... John Ludi Apr 2020 #2

How can somebody so stupid live to adulthood? milestogo Apr 2020 #3

Dr. Trump alone can fix it dalton99a Apr 2020 #4

Shouldn't I just spray the Lysol directly into my lungs? sinkingfeeling Apr 2020 #5

That might work too! LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #7

I am more into snorting ajax IcyPeas Apr 2020 #6

Trump: "Might work, might not. We'll see". LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #9

The Cheech and Chong solution. lpbk2713 Apr 2020 #14

LOL! lunatica Apr 2020 #20

well, I'm not a doctor, I'm just saying... try it IcyPeas Apr 2020 #21

Um.... what the WHAT? KentuckyWoman Apr 2020 #8

Its hard to believe jcgoldie Apr 2020 #12

There will be videos posted of what he said. LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #13

Oh god ismnotwasm Apr 2020 #10

lol ... we need more of this. uponit7771 Apr 2020 #11

I give it until 9pm tonight to hear about the first death by injecting bleach or huffing Lysol ragemage Apr 2020 #15

Well, you could be right! It could be a very powerful thing! It's LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #16

Sooo... UncleTomsEvilBrother Apr 2020 #17

Wasn't there something in "My Big Fat grumpyduck Apr 2020 #18

here is the flashlight I hope someone uses on Hannity Celerity Apr 2020 #19

Is that the UV light model? NCjack Apr 2020 #39

retrofit it Celerity Apr 2020 #43

Thanks for the upgrade link. NCjack Apr 2020 #44

anytime! Celerity Apr 2020 #45

But what are you gonna do about the virus? lame54 Apr 2020 #22

Na zdrowie! Goonch Apr 2020 #23

Be careful. I heard you can overdo it with the Lysol. badhair77 Apr 2020 #24

Especially the lemon flavored one. Ummmmmm! nt Blue_true Apr 2020 #26

I have an LED-uv light cable. Just trying to figure out how to attach the batteries to my nutsack Blue_true Apr 2020 #25

Hey, everyone has their kinks NickB79 Apr 2020 #27

Thanks Lucky Charms! CRK7376 Apr 2020 #28

Don't forget to snort some crushed hydroxychloroquine pills! DanTex Apr 2020 #29

And stick some Trump approved sun up your rear end. Elwood P Dowd Apr 2020 #30

Hahahaha! peggysue2 Apr 2020 #31

Yes, I agree..a flashlight up your ass will solve all problems. Trump always tells the truth!! Stuart G Apr 2020 #32

A half hour soak in a hot tub set to 200 degrees Fahrenheit... hunter Apr 2020 #33

A joy ride in an autoclave... Hugin Apr 2020 #35

There is no lysol anywhere. LisaL Apr 2020 #34

If it wasn't for the 10-year-old can of Lysol I found under my sink... SunSeeker Apr 2020 #49

and now they'll be onethatcares Apr 2020 #36

I want trump to try it first. badhair77 Apr 2020 #37

Since when do you give a shit about context? Harker Apr 2020 #38

Yes. It's critical part of his to-be-labelled "joke". Every time he makes an outrageous statement, NCjack Apr 2020 #42

"You gotta be frickin' kidding!" would be fine, too, for Trumpsky. Harker Apr 2020 #47

Are you feeling better today? pwb Apr 2020 #40

Seems like good advice ornotna Apr 2020 #41

Love your response! Didn't have to add explanation. Lol Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2020 #46

Probably safer than taking hydroxychloroquine. SunSeeker Apr 2020 #48