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underpants

(182,802 posts)
Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:46 PM Apr 2021

Those "vaccine" people got nothing on me. [View all]

It is so here’s what I did. I got one of those tracking shots “vaccine” they call it. Then I replaced the Sprint SIM card in my phone with a T-Mobile card but here’s the kicker, I then went to a 5G tower licked it and dry humped it (in that order) then went home and plugged in our 5G extender upstairs. I’m telling ya they won’t know where I am. North end of the house or south end - upstairs downstairs their equipment will be spinning like mad trying to find me.

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Tricky underpants!! leftieNanner Apr 2021 #1
Wow. What a social faux-pas. Aristus Apr 2021 #2
No doubt ... I mean how old can that tower be? Old enough to give consent? I think not! Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2021 #3
The 5G tower brings ME dinner! underpants Apr 2021 #5
This plan is fucking genius if I understand it correctly (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2021 #4
Yeah your up there, one of us huh? underpants Apr 2021 #8
You bet! Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2021 #10
Wait... PJMcK Apr 2021 #6
I left that at home underpants Apr 2021 #7
I heard Johnson & Johnson scrapped 15 million doses of vaccine Johonny Apr 2021 #9
Ooh thanks underpants Apr 2021 #12
Brilliant just brilliant Duncanpup Apr 2021 #11
Like a fox underpants Apr 2021 #13
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