Can we please stop with the stop the dog and cat eating threads?

[H2O Man]

35. And the Laura Loomer stuff.

I think it is terrible that people -- even DUers -- are making jokes about if the felon is riding the balony pony with Laura Loomer. First of all, we know that he was being treated even before becoming president for a shrinking penis. His miniature mushroom had begun to dissolve decades ago, during the bankrupcy era. This is all documented. Yet people laugh.

It is true that before going on stage in PA back in July, his handlers found him to be depressed. He had wet his pants, and was blaming toilets for needing two flushes. Thus, when his trousers were fully removed, they had Laura Loomer enter the room, believing she might give him a lift in spirits. She pretended to be Ivanka, saying, "Daddy, remember when we used to play Romper Room?

Yet Laura Loomer in the Romper Room failed to arouse the former president. She began performing oral on the miniature mushroom. It got stuck between her teeth, and detached when she lifted her head. At first, she thought it was dental floss. But it wasn't.

The felon was quickly re-dressed, and hurried on stage. Then shot (though not his wad). Luckily, Laura Loomer hurried to the Butler Memorial hospital. There, as reported by every media sourse, microscopic surgeons were able to remove the penis from Laura Loomer's teeth, and reattach to the felon's ear. If you look closely at pictures of his ear. It's there.