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In reply to the discussion: A student's science joke [View all]KansDem
(28,498 posts)77. Rene Descartes walks into a bar...
...and proceeds to order many drinks. The bartender says to him a while later, seeing he is completely inebriated, I think youve had enough. Descartes slurs, I think not! Then he disappears.
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A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that hed long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, Can you take me to where I can get scrod? The driver replies, Ive heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive.
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