Democrat calls Republican Leadership Conference a 'massive gathering' of Jindal's 'stupid party'

[The Wizard]

15. Cheap ot shot? Really?

Have these douche bags listen to themselves? That's all they're capable of doing. They sound like out of work comedians failing an audition.
Here are some cheap shots:
Grifterella of the frozen tundra is better suited to leaning up against a lamp post, clutching a beaded bag, wearing smeared lipstick, net stockings, and spiked heels while trolling for sailors on shore leave.
Donald Frump is the king of the hideous wigs and should take the eyes out of that thing before putting it on his head.
Reinhold Reince Priebus is like an annoying dog that bites people's ankles, the kind of dog people want to kick.
The whirring sound in the background is Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Everett Dirkson, and Eisenhower spinning in their graves