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edbermac

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20. I once had the Chicken Scampi at Olive Garden.

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Tue Jul 8, 2014, 03:13 AM

Jul 2014

Half an hour later I felt like John Hurt in Alien.

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Never cut my lip shaving, but once when I was 5 I had a tick on my [View all] snooper2 Jul 2014 OP

I got chigger bites on my penis at the same age. conservaphobe Jul 2014 #1

did they get to the size of a peanut M&M? snooper2 Jul 2014 #2

OUCH! Adsos Letter Jul 2014 #3

What are you people all doing with your penises out in the first place?!! Number23 Jul 2014 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Jul 2014 #5

Oh, I think I will send this thread to my 92 year old mom. 3catwoman3 Jul 2014 #6

I was stung by a jelly fish on my labia when I was 12 Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #7

Your vacations must have been INSANE Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #15

No Rehobeth Beach vacation was complete without Adolph's meat tenderizer. Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #17

There are so many things wrong with this here Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #18

And once we put potatoes in the toilet when it was backed up because, when my aunt spoiled the stew, Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #19

And that same toilet backed up vacation, we posted a sign that said, "please don't flush tampax down Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #21

Ewww. While you were at it, you coulda flushed K-Pax down the toilet. Kevin Spacey's "lame" period. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #22

Our dog peed on a women's beach bag. We pretended it wasn't our dog. Which was easy to do because Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #27

It's okay, it wasn't the woman's beach bag, anyway. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #30

Good thing you didn't have my son as he used to confuse them with Texaco's. lonestarnot Jul 2014 #42

Damn, where's Dr. Seuss when you need him? Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #8

My greatgrandpa spit tobacco on us for every cut, sting, or burn. Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #11

My mom would lick my eyeball when I had something stuck in it. Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #10

If I tried that on my daughter should would rub her face until the skin was raw snooper2 Jul 2014 #44

Someone spit on me in Atlantic City in 1972. My mom cleaned the spit off with her spit. Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #12

One time, at band camp... Contrary1 Jul 2014 #13

At least you had a camp for band. kentauros Jul 2014 #24

Hell, I wasn't in band... Contrary1 Jul 2014 #29

I knew you were referencing some movie I've never seen. kentauros Jul 2014 #32

Hello muddah, hello faddah... pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #35

William William, in 1973, stabbed me with a pencil. 40 years later, I still have that blue dot on my Luminous Animal Jul 2014 #14

Wait. Your sister pulled off your what? Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #16

It was detachable. kentauros Jul 2014 #26

Still a classic. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #34

Indeed. kentauros Jul 2014 #36

I once had the Chicken Scampi at Olive Garden. edbermac Jul 2014 #20

Check, Please! Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #23

Oh no! Not again! kentauros Jul 2014 #25

lol quinnox Jul 2014 #28

reminds me of a summer camp song eShirl Jul 2014 #31

OMG! Thank God you survived! pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #33

I tried to respond to you on the other thread but it was locked. betsuni Jul 2014 #37

Thanks, betsuni pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #38

Thank you back! betsuni Jul 2014 #39

I'm one of the lucky ones pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #40

The cherry on top... pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #46

Yeah! lonestarnot Jul 2014 #43

I once got stung on the privates and had to go to the hospital Orrex Jul 2014 #41

Oh my. In_The_Wind Jul 2014 #45