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MADem

(135,425 posts)
16. Borowitz is usually pretty good--that little image, though, with his quote, doesn't do it for me.
Tue May 5, 2015, 08:39 PM
May 2015

I prefer a bit more context with my satire!

It looks like someone is hectoring him instead of indulging in humor. If one didn't know who Andy B. was, they might get all huffy and outraged.

I hope that wasn't the goal....


Here's the full column from which the "meme" was slightly misquoted:


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/integrity-disqualifies-sanders-white-house


...According to some experts, the electoral system has developed a number of safeguards over the past few decades to prevent someone with independence and backbone from occupying the Presidency.

“Bernie Sanders’s failure to become a member of either major political party excludes him from the network of cronyism and backroom deals required under our system to be elected,” said Davis Logsdon, a political scientist at the University of Minnesota. “Though that failure alone would disqualify Sanders, the fact that he is not beholden to a major corporate interest or investment bank would also make him ineligible.”


Because of his ineligibility, Logsdon said, the Vermont Senator would be unable to fund-raise the one billion dollars required under the current system to run for President. “The best source of a billion dollars is billionaires, and Sanders has alienated them,” he said. “Clearly he didn’t think this through.”

Logsdon said that Sanders might persist in his quest for the White House despite his ineligibility but that such an effort would be doomed to fail. “Our political system has been refined over the years specifically to keep people like Bernie Sanders out of the White House,” he said. “The system works.”
Duh. Our political system is based on systematically lying to constituents. n/t PowerToThePeople May 2015 #1
The GOP really has a problem identifying satire. LiberalAndProud May 2015 #2
So do some DUers, regrettably! nt MADem May 2015 #20
In every ones defense.... daleanime May 2015 #22
Somebody else had zero respect for our system and he was a genius NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #3
LOL -- I posted a George Carlin video too after reading the OP JonLP24 May 2015 #6
Mark Twain of our time NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #7
George was a Great American Truth-Teller. hifiguy May 2015 #9
If George told the truth, and he did. if George was right, and he was NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #10
The key word is illusions JonLP24 May 2015 #12
Weird, in this 2001 show Maher says he believes in god, didnt know he did back then NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #13
This overall discussion reminds me of The Sunset Limited JonLP24 May 2015 #14
I'm often reminded of this George Carlin on "bullshit" these days JonLP24 May 2015 #4
That is an astonishing amount of unvarnished truth hifiguy May 2015 #11
I knew there was something missing JonLP24 May 2015 #15
Andy's really on a tear re Bernie. Love it. cali May 2015 #5
I love good satire Gothmog May 2015 #8
Borowitz is usually pretty good--that little image, though, with his quote, doesn't do it for me. MADem May 2015 #16
Sen Sanders is running for the Democratic nomination and scaring the hell out of Goldman-Sachs. rhett o rick May 2015 #18
Obviously, you didn't take the point of my post. Try reading what i wrote, AGAIN. MADem May 2015 #19
I am surprised. Thespian2 May 2015 #17
I Just Gave Bernie Another $30 Yallow May 2015 #21
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