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Rex

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13. So here I was, had to milk this goat for 2 weeks to survive trapped in a cave.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 07:32 PM

Dec 2015

I crammed the emerald way up my ass, about the size of my fist. Got it past customs and the goat too. Won my second wife with that ruby AND the goat keeps my grass just high enough. THAT is a winner Anderson! THAT is why people will vote for me.

Why are those people staring at me Anderson, I don't like it have them termi...removed from the shot! People should be more like goats!

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"Your wife fantasizes about me, spud!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! [View all] skip fox Dec 2015 OP

I'm extremely good at hoarding wealth, but I'm a little human. Gregorian Dec 2015 #1

Donald the king of Wellstone ruled Dec 2015 #2

Mind tricks? I don't need mind tricks to get you to talk. icymist Dec 2015 #3

Unfortunately, he seems to know his followers world wide wally Dec 2015 #4

Of course this CAPTION like all other at DU is creative. skip fox Dec 2015 #7

"Some days Anderson, it's about that big." lovemydog Dec 2015 #5

Hes going to make an interesting president. Wonder who will Nuke us first? Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #6

Probably his good buddy Vlad. Vinca Dec 2015 #10

I was thinking that too. Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #11

My wife has fantasies about Trump edhopper Dec 2015 #8

Nice. skip fox Dec 2015 #9

Trump is saying: skip fox Dec 2015 #12

So here I was, had to milk this goat for 2 weeks to survive trapped in a cave. Rex Dec 2015 #13