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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Thu Mar 10, 2016, 03:27 PM Mar 2016

Christian ‘prophet’ loses his buttocks to a hungry lion while trying to prove God would save him [View all]



Alec Ndiwane was filled with the Holy Spirit when he decided to “challenge” lions at the Kruger National Park.

The Zion Christian Church Prophet was at the park with his fellow church members when, according to GhanaWeb, he went into a trance and began speaking in tongues. The group approached the pride of lions while they munched happily on an antelope, but that’s when Ndiwane ran toward the lions.

Out To Africa lists humans as the major predator to lions, so it’s no surprise that the lions took on the challenge. Once he realized what was happening, Ndiwane made an about-face and immediately ran away. Unfortunately, lions are fast and fierce animals and when one of the lions snapped her paws on him, Ndiwane sustained injuries to his buttocks.

The ranger fired his gun into the air to scare the lions off and rush the prophet to the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to ensure he didn’t lose a majority of his buttocks.

“I do not know what came over me,” Ndiwane confessed. “I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth.” He was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/christian-prophet-loses-his-buttocks-to-a-hungry-lion-while-trying-to-prove-god-would-save-him/comments/

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What an ass. KamaAina Mar 2016 #1
Ha! valerief Mar 2016 #3
As the lions must have been thinking. Hortensis Mar 2016 #12
Dumb ass. TexasMommaWithAHat Mar 2016 #2
Sounds like he's half-assed now. agracie Mar 2016 #5
He'll watch his ass next time. Wilms Mar 2016 #4
Let's settle this once and for all nichomachus Mar 2016 #6
“I do not know what came over me,” jberryhill Mar 2016 #7
"Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth" eShirl Mar 2016 #8
I'll bet he has his ass stage left Mar 2016 #9
Christ himself told Satan man cannot test God, that worship is an article of faith not certainty... Journeyman Mar 2016 #10
Too bad it wasn't his genitals so he couldn't reproduce. nt Fla Dem Mar 2016 #11
God threw him out on his ass mindwalker_i Mar 2016 #13
Why why would God give dominion over all creatures of the earth to you prophet? Person 2713 Mar 2016 #14
Now there's a deeply held belief worth respecting whatthehey Mar 2016 #15
Faith didn't help the Christians in the Roman Colosseum felix_numinous Mar 2016 #16
And God spoke to tbe Lions Fairgo Mar 2016 #17
Wiping away the tears... lindysalsagal Mar 2016 #21
A half-assed attempt at a Darwin Award? Daemonaquila Mar 2016 #18
"Oh yeah? Well bite my................. oh no!!!!!" Initech Mar 2016 #19
He won't be so cheeky next time... VOX Mar 2016 #20
Tithing the hard way. lindysalsagal Mar 2016 #22
He was just "turning the other cheek." lindysalsagal Mar 2016 #23
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