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33 Things I Hate About This Election, in No Particular Order
By Ijeoma Oluo / The Establishment
April 19, 2016
http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/33-things-i-hate-about-election-no-particular-order
1. When Bernie supporters use whore in the pejorative when referring to Hillary
2. When Hillary Clinton said she keeps hot sauce in her bag
3. Marco Rubios suits
4. Every reference to Bernie marching with MLK
5. Hillarys AIPAC speech
6. Donald Trump
7. Everyone who tells me its my duty to vote for one of these assholes
8. John Kasichs haircut
9. Every white woman who says that its your feminist duty to vote for Hillary
10. Every dude who says women only vote for Hillary because shes a woman
11. The fact that after every primary I have to hear clips of Trumps gross speeches over and over even on fucking NPR
12. That time Hillary pretended to be your abuela
13. Every time a politician tours a poor black neighborhood like theyve landed in a National Geographic documentary
14. Every time somebody asks Jonathan Chait what he thinks about the election
15. Every dinner party when somebody goes, Sooo ... how about this election? and you cant legally stab them in the eye with a fork
16. Every former high school classmate that you didnt know was a Trump supporter
17. Every dude who has tried to explain to me how elections work
18. Every time Carly Fiorina vividly imagined seeing video of human fetuses being torn apart
19. That time all the dudes were talking about their dick sizes
20. Every dude who has told Hillary to lower her voice
21. Every poll about which candidate is more likable
22. Every reader who is now adding up complaints to demand that I insult Hillary or Bernie a few more times to make this listicle fair
23. Every has-been celebrity who emerged from obscurity just to destroy our childhood with their candidate endorsement
24. Every person who has guessed at my political affiliation from a single tweet and proceeded to lecture me on why that assumed affiliation is wrong
25. Every joke every candidate has tried to make
26. Every person who says that we have to respect the beliefs of racist, hate-filled Trump followers
27. Every person who has used illegals in their political posts when referring to living, breathing human beings
28. Every transphobic bathroom bill
29. Everybody who has ever used the phrase American values without irony
30. Every white dude who thinks that his support of Bernie is a civil rights revolution
31. That time I felt like I had to defend Megyn Kelly
32. Every person on Twitter who thinks they can annoy you into supporting their candidate
33. Bill Clinton
Ijeoma Oluo is the Editor-At-Large of The Establishment. A Seattle-based Writer, Speaker, and Internet Yeller, her work has appeared in The Guardian, The Stranger, New York Magazine, Huffington Post, and more. She was named one of the Most Influential People in Seattle by Seattle Magazine. She's also a columnist at The Seattle Globalist.
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Or you could respect this person's decision to click for whatever reason that may have been.
Ed Suspicious
Apr 2016
#30
Has nothing to do with their decision to click, and everything to do with their displeasure that
djean111
Apr 2016
#33
Certainly sounds a very reasonable request to me. I agree with your right to privacy.
marble falls
Apr 2016
#46
Seriously? I'm tired of all the shrill and uncivil partisans of both Hillary and Bernie ...
marble falls
Apr 2016
#47
Spend ten minutes alone in a room with my mother-in-law and you'll understand. n/t
Act_of_Reparation
Apr 2016
#49
She wants to stab people in the eye with a fork just for asking about the election?
oberliner
Apr 2016
#6
They're not asking about the election, they're seizing the floor to start pontificating on it.
Gidney N Cloyd
Apr 2016
#21
My main problem with this election is that there are no messages of hope this year.
liberalnarb
Apr 2016
#9
Jebus Chrisp, who's average supporter in even the DP isn't ignoring certain issues ....
marble falls
Apr 2016
#48