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Response to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Sat Dec 3, 2016, 04:00 AM

1. You can always slide "ignoranus" past them

Mr. Roget never ran across it, but its basic meaning is "some blinkered, pig ignorant jerk who never sees anything new because his head is so far up his own ass he's blinded by his own shit."

You can also get clinical and talk about his medical condition, craniorectal impaction, and hope for a speedy recovery. Or you can go low and say "rich slob who doesn't know anything but thinks he knows everything and won't listen to anyone else, bless his heart.

In fact, you can say motherfuckingcocksuckingbuttstupidasshole. If chided for your breach of good manners, you can pull out my mother's rationalization that no real lady would ever admit she knew what those words meant, so back off, especially if you've had the supreme good manners to stick a "bless his heart" on the end of it.

My guess is that Mom and Grandma are both blistering the paint off the walls when he's on the TV and no one is around to hear them.

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