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Warren DeMontague

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43. Maybe they weren't willing to "fix" the lyrics to Born in the USA for El Trumpo?

Mon Jan 16, 2017, 07:45 PM

Jan 2017

Born up in the rich man's crib
the first mil I got before I wore a bib
end up like a pig that's been fed too much
'til you spend half your life just sloppin' it up

I'm a Trump in the USA, Trump in the USA
I'm a Trump in the USA, Trump in the USA

Kids were going off to Vietnam
I had my own battles, here at home
sure its bad when the 'cong shoots at you
but I tell you what, the clap can hurt, too

Got my own version of the taj majal
see I'm a regular guy, just like y'all
I have a bathroom with a gold plated throne
I do my best tweeting in there, alone

Trump, in the USA ..etc

I'm pretty classy, don't say that I'm not
you should see my daughter- totally hot
Maybe I'll bend the Constitution until it breaks
but I'll get you a deal on some premium steaks

Come back down to Washington DC
For some reason the oval office smells kinda like pee
4 long years, I know you're quite tense
it's pretty bad, when you wish I were Pence

Trump in the USA
I'm a shit-tweetin' Trumpy in the USA
Trump in the USA etc. etc.

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Bruce Springsteen cover band cancels plans to play at Trump inauguration gala [View all] fleur-de-lisa Jan 2017 OP

Bruce talked to them! bettyellen Jan 2017 #1

He is so incredibly unpopular, I will never believe he had enough legit votes to win. izzybella Jan 2017 #2

+1 Lucinda Jan 2017 #40

Neither will I. mountain grammy Jan 2017 #41

Ditto here ailsagirl Jan 2017 #49

A tip of the hat to Bruce and to the B Street Band CentralMass Jan 2017 #3

Bwaaaahahaha! progressoid Jan 2017 #4

Toby Keith is supposed to perform. nt avebury Jan 2017 #18

Toby Keith will be there to tell everyone how RIGHT he was about... Bengus81 Jan 2017 #29

K & R malaise Jan 2017 #5

Here's a suggestion: longship Jan 2017 #6

That's actually quite funny. Thanks for the pic. vicman Jan 2017 #10

Trump could join in! progressoid Jan 2017 #22

How can he play that instrument with such small hands?? lastlib Jan 2017 #32

A cover band?....sad! hibbing Jan 2017 #7

You got a problem with The Boss' cover band? Brother Buzz Jan 2017 #11

Sorry, I mispoke Sir hibbing Jan 2017 #34

What's sad is that a cover band wouldn't play for Little Donny.... lastlib Jan 2017 #35

I think they have resorted to scouring Vegas for.... Brother Buzz Jan 2017 #38

Message auto-removed Name removed Jan 2017 #44

Aww... jaxind Jan 2017 #8

What's up with that? fleur-de-lisa Jan 2017 #12

The manipulator will come up with a silver dollar in his shit house & announce it later in the week. FreeStateDemocrat Jan 2017 #9

Fake Springsteen Band? Blue Idaho Jan 2017 #13

I saw a comment on Twitter: "The B Street Band will now be replaced by the P Street Band". Initech Jan 2017 #14

Hahahahahahahaha! NT Ilsa Jan 2017 #23

The P street band's Else You Are Mad Jan 2017 #25

Featuring their hits... Docreed2003 Jan 2017 #28

hahaha Else You Are Mad Jan 2017 #30

Message auto-removed Name removed Jan 2017 #45

A truly golden opportunity IronLionZion Jan 2017 #48

"We didn't want them anyway. They're just little squirts." mac56 Jan 2017 #51

I wish Jackie Evancho would drop out LiberalLovinLug Jan 2017 #15

Her sister is trans sarah FAILIN Jan 2017 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author bora13 Jan 2017 #16

I have a theory DFW Jan 2017 #17

It says that in the article. CentralMass Jan 2017 #21

Got, it, thanks DFW Jan 2017 #24

... nolabear Jan 2017 #19

Maybe the Trump family could put together a band DesertRat Jan 2017 #26

I hear the phone ringing at Scott Baio's house......n/t Bengus81 Jan 2017 #27

Scott Baio can sing for Trump keithbvadu2 Jan 2017 #33

Maybe he can get BOTH Joanie and Chachi mac56 Jan 2017 #53

And they'll now get a torrent of negative feedback for not playing. Dark n Stormy Knight Jan 2017 #31

how about Wayne Newton ? JI7 Jan 2017 #36

Have they considered getting Romney to sing God Bless America? world wide wally Jan 2017 #37

This sucks... scscholar Jan 2017 #39

The Boss's band is the E street band madokie Jan 2017 #42

Trump's is the Pee Street Band Zambero Jan 2017 #52

Correct madokie Jan 2017 #55

Maybe they weren't willing to "fix" the lyrics to Born in the USA for El Trumpo? Warren DeMontague Jan 2017 #43

Is there such a thing as a cover band of a cover band?? Maybe Chachi can come up with something. Vinca Jan 2017 #46

Elvis impersonator impersonators mac56 Jan 2017 #54

But we'll never get to hear their hit song.... Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2017 #47

'Cause bands like us.... Zambero Jan 2017 #50