Set over the Sound of Music song that is coincidentally similar
The New Year brings new problems to the Bush administration, mainly because of Kim Jong Il, the ruler of North Korea.
(As sung by Secretary of State Colin Powell, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, and President George W. Bush)
Powell:
What do we see
That guy named Kim
He's acting without care
Rumsfeld:
He's starting all his weapons plants
We found out, he don't care
Rice:
Now things aren't so simple
With Saddam, they're quite a pair
Powell, Rumsfeld, Rice:
So what are we gonna do with this Kimmy?
Powell:
When he says that he'll do this thing
We know that it ain't for real
Rumsfeld:
He always lies 'bout everything
Rice:
We shouldn't cut a deal
Bush:
From all of which, I take it,
That you very firmly feel
All:
That Kim is just a little bit crazy!
Rice:
I'd like to say a word in his behalf.
That Kim, he is quite fat!
All:
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you deal with nuts and bring them down?
How do you deal with the ruler of Korea?
Powell:
This Kim, he should go
Rumsfeld:
A big fat buffoon
Rice:
A clown!
All:
Maybe we ought to send all of our bombers
After we've bombed Saddam into the sand
Powell:
But for now we're gonna say
That his nukes uh uh, no way
Rumsfeld:
Or else that Kim will end up like Saddam
Rice:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Korea?
Bush:
No, we won't give in to this nut's demands