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skip fox

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Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:13 AM Nov 2017

"Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump! [View all]




Donald ("Every time I start thinking, I smell rubber burning. Why is that?" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, there are lots of reasons my case is different than Franken's .. . . With my accusers, hell, I never even knew them. . . . Besides, it was different back in those days, in many cases even expected. . . . And did you take a look at them? Back then they looked even worse. . . . Another thing, I know it's not polite say but in many cases, they actually really wanted it. . . . Maybe they were mad when I turned them down. . . . I mean, take your pick. . . . But the kicker is this: . . . Franken admitted it! . . . You can't fool me with those questions. . . . They're just words."
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Not the sharpest crayon in the box. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #1
The lights are on but nobody's home. lpbk2713 Nov 2017 #2
Not the sharpest brick in the chandelier eom Maeve Nov 2017 #3
Do you think this combover came naturally? Lots of thinking went into it, rzemanfl Nov 2017 #4
Probably takes him longer to do his hair than I do. greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #6
Hi GAT. rzemanfl Nov 2017 #7
Wow! Not have any gray is lucky. greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #10
Good. Never let'em see you age. rzemanfl Nov 2017 #12
That's showing encroaching age! greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #13
Don't rush. n/t rzemanfl Nov 2017 #14
I'm not! greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #15
The hairstyle comes from his mother... alittlelark Nov 2017 #8
Yes, his undocumented immigrant mother. n/t rzemanfl Nov 2017 #11
Straight out of a horror movie dalton99a Nov 2017 #17
Wow! It does look like he is trying to duplicate her hair. Bozvotros Nov 2017 #25
The little voices in my head are singing Rocket Man. sarge43 Nov 2017 #5
Three beauties. skip fox Nov 2017 #9
Thank you sarge43 Nov 2017 #19
the voices are singing 'They're Coming to take me Away...' samnsara Nov 2017 #16
Perfect. sarge43 Nov 2017 #18
He'll outwit them them all because... kidneys Hekate Nov 2017 #31
D.T. Continues: skip fox Nov 2017 #20
"And if I push this GallopingGhost Nov 2017 #21
Bwahahaha ... GeorgeGist Nov 2017 #22
Thanks. skip fox Nov 2017 #23
so when i got the first lobotomy they drilled right here dembotoz Nov 2017 #24
Whoops Hekate Nov 2017 #32
Trump can't even pick his nose correctly underpants Nov 2017 #26
... sarge43 Nov 2017 #27
thank you dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #35
Got it! Damn cooties Motley13 Nov 2017 #28
So dense light bends around him! n/t backscatter712 Nov 2017 #29
You can't come up with something original if you're a moron underpants Nov 2017 #30
"There's nothing in here !" left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #33
That strand, right there. See it? That's original. nt ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #34
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