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Plucketeer

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19. Penis' are a thing of beauty

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:18 PM

Nov 2017

As well as are the receptor they developed in step with. It's really a shame there's such a stigma about letting them be visible in public. I mean, everybody's got one or the other of these miracles. We've all seen toes and faces that are uglier than our genitalia. So why aren't we insisting on closed-toed shoes and enchanting masks for those so endowed? We're the ONLY species - and we are just another species - that's embarrassed about showing their mating hardware. I guess that's just another facet of being the "intelligent" species.

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Religion is Like a Penis... [View all] pbmus Nov 2017 OP

So true! lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #1

"Do not think with it." democratisphere Nov 2017 #2

Lol, ok.... pbmus Nov 2017 #3

Maybe ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #5

What about Soxfan58 Nov 2017 #4

If your resurrection lasts more than four hours Blues Heron Nov 2017 #6

Now that is funny... pbmus Nov 2017 #10

Is it hard? True Dough Nov 2017 #7

And most importantly TlalocW Nov 2017 #8

Ha! NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #28

Because you love your penis and love to talk about it, not everyone wants to hear about it! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #9

So True.... pbmus Nov 2017 #11

Luv it, too true PNW-Dem Nov 2017 #12

There is a war on my penis right now ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #13

Of the penis....lol pbmus Nov 2017 #14

Well, since we are going down that particular rabbit hole... Fritz Walter Nov 2017 #15

Lol.... pbmus Nov 2017 #17

Would it be inappropriate to say, "Amen, brother!" ?? Stonepounder Nov 2017 #16

.... pbmus Nov 2017 #18

Penis' are a thing of beauty Plucketeer Nov 2017 #19

This is DU pintobean Nov 2017 #20

Thank you for recognizing the core of the issue. MineralMan Nov 2017 #26

What about people who knock on your door ... left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #21

Very personal indeed.... pbmus Nov 2017 #22

Stop shoving your penis in my face! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #23

Two things I hate: Liberalagogo Nov 2017 #24

Say, why all the anti-Christian posts here? MineralMan Nov 2017 #25

It's the lower brain... that steals the blood from the upper brain. keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #27

Amen!!! n/t Moostache Nov 2017 #29

Religion is also like a penis - do not play with it in public. Initech Nov 2017 #30

Nailed it! IUPACify Nov 2017 #31

When a bunch of rightwing politicians display theirs in public ... Martin Eden Nov 2017 #32

It always surprises me, for several reasons, that this sort of crudity carries any weight struggle4progress Nov 2017 #33

Locking.... DonViejo Nov 2017 #34