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Here's one of my A1 certified Dad Jokes:
So, three guys are driving down the road, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer and a Computer Programmer.
Suddenly, their car stalled.
They manage to get to the side of the road to figure out what's wrong with the car.
The Mechanical Engineer says; "the Timing-Belt is out of adjustment and we are not generating enough torque to keep the car running, causing it to stall."
The Electrical Engineer says; "No, it's the Alternator. Obviously it's not returning enough power to the battery to keep the car running, causing it to stall."
The Computer Programmer thinks for a minute and say; "Man, you guys are both wrong...all we have to do is get out of the car and then get back in and we'll be good to go"