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A HERETIC I AM

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17. A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer are playing a round of golf...
Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:58 AM
Feb 2019

And they come up on this 3-some playing EXCRUCIATINGLY slow. They get the attention of the Ranger and plead with him to hurry them up or let them play through.

"Now, wait just a second, fellas. Those 3 guys are local firefighters who saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground last Spring. They went blind during the fire, so we let them play for free, We ask your patience. You can pass them at the turn.

Upon hearing this, the doctor pipes up...."Oh! I am so sorry. I had no idea! I have several friends that are top notch Ophthalmologists. I'll get in touch with them and see if there is anything they can do.

The lawyer says..."Oh my! I am so sorry! I'll get the members of my Bar association to set up a fund for these guys. No one should have to suffer like this after such heroics."

The engineer says....




"Why can't they just play at night?"

Post a "Clean" joke [View all] maxrandb Feb 2019 OP
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