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I'll begin with the joke my dad told me maybe 1,000 times and it never improved (yet here I am repeating it).
Q: Why couldn't you get any corn during the war?
A: Because all the colonels were in the army!
Ba dump pssshhhh
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It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral.
applegrove
Apr 2019
#56
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
okaawhatever
Apr 2019
#26