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Kaleva

(36,307 posts)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 02:26 PM Apr 2019

Consider an exciting career as a Groom of the Stool [View all]

"The Groom of the Stool was a male servant in the household of the English monarch who was responsible for assisting the king in his toileting needs. It is a matter of some debate as to whether the duties involved cleaning the king's anus, but the groom is known to have been responsible for supplying a bowl, water and towels and also for monitoring the king's diet and bowel movements"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

There are openings in the Trump Administration right now!

A good, working knowledge on ass wiping is a prerequisite.

Call of the Office of VP Pence to set an appointment for an interview.

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Everybody in the Trump administration is basically that. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #1
omg montanacowboy Apr 2019 #3
It is a big job. Too big for one person. IrishEyes Apr 2019 #7
much shit to remove rurallib Apr 2019 #8
Fake news! SCantiGOP Apr 2019 #2
"Groom the stool" sounds a lot like "Polish a turd" ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #4
Presente la chaise percee ! Tout suite ! eppur_se_muova Apr 2019 #5
And customerserviceguy Apr 2019 #6
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