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surrealAmerican

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5. One of my junior-high science teachers ...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 06:15 PM

Mar 2020

... explaining leaves, introduced a new term to us: stomata.

He knew he could count on a kid to ask, "what's stomata?"

... "What's stomata with you?"

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Do you recall any jokes that one of your teachers told? [View all] red dog 1 Mar 2020 OP

High school Chemistry teacher once put a problem on a test-- lastlib Mar 2020 #1

Good one! empedocles Mar 2020 #4

In 6th grade, the math and science teacher TlalocW Mar 2020 #2

Told by my Econ professor. He told a joke at the very beginning of lectures to get empedocles Mar 2020 #3

One of my junior-high science teachers ... surrealAmerican Mar 2020 #5

I like it! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #11

This isn't a joke. FuzzyRabbit Mar 2020 #6

Well, it got laughs from most of the 100 or so students who were there, including me. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #12

Well, I admit I laughed at it also. FuzzyRabbit Mar 2020 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Mar 2020 #7

This was from my Drug and Alcohol NCO instructor jmowreader Mar 2020 #8

My biology teacher once regaled us Codeine Mar 2020 #9

Now THAT'S a good joke! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #13

My English teacher tried to pull a pun with me as the butt of the joke csziggy Mar 2020 #10