Do you recall any jokes that one of your teachers told?

[csziggy]

10. My English teacher tried to pull a pun with me as the butt of the joke

It was all good natured and he did not mean it in a mean way but it totally back fired on him. I don't remember the exact sentence but he made a comment about something being paramount to me. He knew I owned two horses and that was his intention to joke about them.

Unfortunately, I had developed quite significantly by then and the boys in the class thought he was talking about a couple of my physical attributes that were, umm, prominent. They cracked up completely - and then the poor teacher realized the double entendre he ad inadvertently made. He turned beet red and was very embarrassed.

After class he took me aside to apologize. I guess he was lucky that I found both the pun and the double entendre funny.