A used car salesman in DC was in big trouble with his boss because, in order to sell a late model

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4. Different way of telling it

Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell and a Secret Service agent named Joe became good buddies. They’d golf together and go to McDonalds to dine.

One day, Joe got hit by a bus so hard he was turned into a pile of goo. The police came to investigate.

“Did he have any scars or distinguishing marks?” the officer asked.

McConnell said, “no, he was just an ordinary guy.”

Trump said, “he had two assholes.”

“Mr. President, how would you know that?”

Trump smiled and said, “see that McDonalds over there? Every night we would go there to have hamberders and Diet Cokes...and every night the manager would yell out, ‘Look sharp crew, here comes Joe with the two assholes.’”