Monday, I'll be axed to leave the company

[DFW]

4. Well, not always

I have the opposite problem. Over the years, I structured my position as director for Europe to provide me with a lot of job security. At 71, I can‘t find a replacement. The position, as it now exists, offers six weeks vacation (more if you think you need it), a six figure salary, and lots of travel to cool countries. The only essential requirements are a willingness to spend as much as half your time traveling, permits to work in both the EU and the USA, the ability to detect counterfeit money of many countries going back 2500 years, and the ability to speak and write English, French, German, Russian, Dutch, Spanish and Italian. At least one Scandinavian language and Catalan would be a plus, though are not essential languages. On rare occasions, you will be expected to help foreign governments catch bad guys, but no armed conflict is expected.

You‘d think the line of applicants would extend out the door and around the block, right? But nope. Not a soul in sight. I can still handle it, but I might be singing a different tune in ten years.