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Honeycombe8

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67. "the weeds are gone, but you've removed all the plants as well" LOL!
Fri Oct 26, 2012, 02:20 PM
Oct 2012

Too funny.

You're not in La., though, are you? Where I'm from, you can basically stick something in the ground, and it will live and grow. You can do fancy things to make it bigger & better, but it's not necessary just to get something to live.

Buy a fig plant, dig a hole, stick it in there...boom. You'll have a producing fig tree in a few years. Buy a cumquat shrub, dig a hole, drop your shrub down there, boom....you'll have cumquats next year. Or satsumas. They get watered naturally. The soil is to die for...the kind that people here in Dallas have to buy and put on top of the awful native soil. Dark, rich, loamy. Your shovel slides ride in.

The awful clay, rocky soil here is something you don't hear much about. When I bought my house, I bought a shovel, went out to the back yard to plant a garden, and happily thrust the shovel into the soil. THUD. It didn't go in. The soil was hard as a rock. It was hard clay that has to be watered to dig into it, and amended if you want plant roots to grow in it. The kind of trees you can grow are limited. To create a rose garden patch, I had to use a pickaxe because of the rock mixed in the soil. The sun is so bright here, it's recommended that roses be given some afternoon shade.

You know how in western movies, you hear a crunch sound as the cowboys walk across the dry southwest territory (think The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly)? That's what it sounds like in my back yard if I don't water it enough. Sometimes I think I even hear that theme song from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. (What am I doing playing on the computer? This is my personal day off, and I have things to do!)

I am depressed and stressed out also. texanwitch Oct 2012 #1
Boy, we're two biscuits in a handbasket, aren't we? Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #3
I'm guessing the traffic's low due to it being posted here... MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #2
Thanks! It's not the end of the world. Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #5
Too much Third Way/right-wing bullshit on DU. nt woo me with science Oct 2012 #4
Question.... MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #7
Third way is where you claim you aren't right or left,...and then go right. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #15
Thanks... MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #43
The usual pipi_k Oct 2012 #6
Oh, you know what? I have a Vit. D deficiency, and I haven't taken it in a while. Could be Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #11
oh definitely grasswire Oct 2012 #21
Could be, yep... pipi_k Oct 2012 #47
I'm not exercising, either. I've been bad. Time to shape up & get healthy. Thx. nt Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #49
I was diagnosed with a Vit D deficiency earlier this year. Pool Hall Ace Oct 2012 #52
Someone told me drs. started adding Vit D test to the normal bloodwork at annual exams. Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #56
I have vit D deficiency laundry_queen Oct 2012 #58
I have my dream job... Chan790 Oct 2012 #8
Wow. You have some interesting issues! Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #12
Ya. I'm going to have to sue my sister for money she's holding for me. cliffordu Oct 2012 #9
That's a true bummer. What's the story on that? Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #13
I'm afraid my 4 month old kitten is sick LoveMyCali Oct 2012 #10
Oh, dear. Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #16
It's just been since this afternoon LoveMyCali Oct 2012 #31
If she isn't using the litter box, get her to a vet immediately. Not eating isn't that big a deal,.. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #39
PLEASE take her to a vet and try to get a payment plan. cliffordu Oct 2012 #24
I feel the same way LoveMyCali Oct 2012 #32
Ditto. PLEASE get her to the vet. If you had a med. emergency, you'd find a way to pay for it. Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #33
Why didn't you tell me? Rhiannon12866 Oct 2012 #26
It just started today LoveMyCali Oct 2012 #30
How is your kitty doing? nt Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #76
my job is boring, discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #14
Was it Walt Whitman or Thoreau who said... Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #17
I'm lucky to have a good job for sure. discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #23
Not my problems, but this may help Major Nikon Oct 2012 #18
To quote Suzanne Sommers (yeah, I'm gonna quote Suzanne Sommers!): Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #34
Husband has been having depression episodes few times a year marlakay Oct 2012 #19
Medication needed? Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #40
This time he will yes marlakay Oct 2012 #70
Could you please work on redirecting this hurricane? iiibbb Oct 2012 #20
My weather vibes are headed that way! (I wonder what hurricane that is?) Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #35
I despise rain more than any other weather. discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #53
Yes. I'm from south Louisiana, 1 hr north of Gulf. Subtropical, rainy. LOVED IT! Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #55
I don't like heat either. discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #60
Dry heat, shmy heat. Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #64
I've had little luck with plants. discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #66
"the weeds are gone, but you've removed all the plants as well" LOL! Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #67
Go do stuff! discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #68
a family member is embroiled in a custody dispute with a mean ex grasswire Oct 2012 #22
Exes can be very mean, can't they? Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #36
You think your problem is bad? kentauros Oct 2012 #25
I'm stuck in a marriage to a verbally abusive alcoholic. Pool Hall Ace Oct 2012 #27
Are you male? So your wife is an alcoholic? Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #38
First, and most important pipi_k Oct 2012 #51
verbal abuse is so toxic grasswire Oct 2012 #57
I just woke up from a nightmare. i dreamt i was at my old job where i got fired from few years ago darkangel218 Oct 2012 #28
This message was self-deleted by its author hauweg Oct 2012 #29
First, I hope you're getting medical attention (as in SSRI drugs or something), and THEN... HopeHoops Oct 2012 #37
Thx. Yes, I need to make an appt w/dr. Honeycombe8 Oct 2012 #41
We actually replaced the bin with a one-use aluminum lasagna pan. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #44
I've got a bunch of them clyrc Oct 2012 #42
I have the same problem easttexaslefty Oct 2012 #45
I'm so sorry, easttexaslefty clyrc Oct 2012 #48
Thank you easttexaslefty Oct 2012 #50
This message was self-deleted by its author Baitball Blogger Oct 2012 #46
I've got a damn hangnail! geardaddy Oct 2012 #54
Yes. I have end stage renal disease (among other things) lunamagica Oct 2012 #59
I'm sorry to hear that laundry_queen Oct 2012 #62
Thank you, I hope single payer happens, and soon. I'm in my 40's now. All the best to you and your lunamagica Oct 2012 #72
I'm so sorry. geardaddy Oct 2012 #63
Thank you. I'm glad your transplant has lasted this long. Wishing you all the best with the new one, lunamagica Oct 2012 #73
I'll have a quick (lol) vent but nothing horrible laundry_queen Oct 2012 #61
I have these long black hairs growing out of my lower back. yellowcanine Oct 2012 #65
Just a standard, garden-variety, broken heart. dawg Oct 2012 #69
You are so kind to listen to everyone's problems, Honeycombe. femmocrat Oct 2012 #71
Wow, a post where i finally can unload at sad sally Oct 2012 #74
i have sleep problems argiel1234 Oct 2012 #75
I'm fat and bald EvolveOrConvolve Oct 2012 #77
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