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mrmpa

(4,033 posts)
80. The idiot I talked to last night...........
Fri Jun 28, 2013, 03:00 AM
Jun 2013

I stopped off at the BP last night. At the car next to me was a man rummaging through his trunk. I asked if he needed anything (I thought he was having trouble with his car). His answer was that he was looking for a pair of long pants. He was a guy in his mid '30's, and hand a t shirt and shorts on. The logo on his shirt was of a police dept., that I learned that he had worked at (disbanded now), but that he had a shot at a City Officer position. That is not all I learned from him, this is the list:

President Obama was not born in Hawaii
President Obama is a Traitor and has done many Acts of Treason
All illegal immigrants must be deported
All people who accept Social Security Disability, Food Stamps, etc. must be drug tested
Democrats commit acts of Voter Fraud and everyone must show an ID in order to vote
If a woman wants an abortion she must have a vaginal ultrasound & be shown a picture of the fetus
President Obama is the "Manchurian Candidate"
No government employee should have a retirement plan
Social Security must be outlawed
His 78 year old mother who has fought cancer 4 times, will end up before a death panel, if she gets cancer again
The best college in the US is Hillsdale College in Hillsdale College, because it doesn't accept money from the government
Everyone must have a shotgun in their house to protect themselves and this must be the law
He personally own guns in order to fight against the tyranny of the government

So these people really do exist

That's all I can remember, because my head was hurting so much. By the way, I could if I was mean enough, I could harass him as I asked him to text me info on the college, which he did and I now have his cell phone number.

Ralph Reed. I'd like to slap him silly. Tanuki Jun 2013 #1
Amen! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #2
Texas Republicans. I'd love to slap them simple-minded, winter is coming Jun 2013 #3
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #5
Me, too. hamsterjill Jun 2013 #43
That is one disturbing 'shop job... bluesbassman Jun 2013 #4
Don't it though? ohiosmith Jun 2013 #6
You nailed it with Paula D spiderpig Jun 2013 #7
I thought the cheeseburger glazed donut was her one redeeming creation! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #9
Do you have your cardiologist on speed-dial? spiderpig Jun 2013 #13
Yes! Between KFC and Krispy Kreme! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #18
Rand Paul. Louis Gomert. The usual band of idiots. baldguy Jun 2013 #8
Excellent! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #10
Kanye West Initech Jun 2013 #11
YES! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #19
Palin. Lieberman. Pat Robertson. Steve Doocy. Scalia. Arugula Latte Jun 2013 #12
Bravo! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #20
We don't have the band width olddots Jun 2013 #14
Hahahahaha! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #23
Hannity, OReilly with brass knuckles Populist_Prole Jun 2013 #15
Brilliant! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #24
Rand Paul, animal "lover". HappyMe Jun 2013 #16
There is a nice looking poodle just down the block! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #26
Oooooh, don't get me started Ron Obvious Jun 2013 #17
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #27
Whoever thought of this product: Initech Jun 2013 #21
Christ! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #28
Muhammad and Moses, maybe. krispos42 Jun 2013 #71
And whoever thought of this product: Initech Jun 2013 #22
Holy crap! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #29
I have one of those and it's FUN!!! MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #47
Issa graywarrior Jun 2013 #25
Worms serve a purpose! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #30
Ok, worm shit graywarrior Jun 2013 #31
Shitting is the purpose worms serve! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #32
Dag nabbit! graywarrior Jun 2013 #34
Okay! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #37
Sorry, that was foul! graywarrior Jun 2013 #39
Next time its,...... ohiosmith Jun 2013 #40
This has nothing to do with that graywarrior Jun 2013 #41
Works on the literal as well as figurative! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #55
Issa. Issa Issa. None other. vanlassie Jun 2013 #73
Nobody ... Trajan Jun 2013 #33
Thread killer! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #35
So many names, so little time ... Myrina Jun 2013 #36
Now that's a list! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #38
everyone datasuspect Jun 2013 #42
Me too! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #49
Who would you like to smack the shit out of? Flashmann Jun 2013 #44
Get in line! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #50
My ex boyfriend tabbycat31 Jun 2013 #45
That sucks! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #51
Not one person . . . ConcernedCanuk Jun 2013 #46
Sometimes karma needs an assist! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #52
Ohiosmith... but who doesn't. If there was ever a bwa who needed a good kerslappin'... MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #48
You wound me! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #53
Add to the list - Kelly Ayotte! Mopar151 Jun 2013 #54
Consider it done! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #57
George "mall cop" Zimmerman HappyMe Jun 2013 #56
Yep! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #58
The person that did this to an innocent duck... madinmaryland Jun 2013 #59
Quack! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #60
I don't know that slapping would do any good BainsBane Jun 2013 #61
Then so it shall be! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #62
I'm a smoocher, not a smacker! femmocrat Jun 2013 #63
A smooch can be a smack! ohiosmith Jun 2013 #64
Yes it can! femmocrat Jun 2013 #65
Top of my list... Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #66
The entire Romney family. n/t Mr.Bill Jun 2013 #67
Ohhh nooooo... pipi_k Jun 2013 #68
Of course not. Mr.Bill Jun 2013 #69
Rick Perry. Brigid Jun 2013 #70
Gerald Ford krispos42 Jun 2013 #72
Does it have to be a single person? sakabatou Jun 2013 #74
No, they can be married Kennah Jun 2013 #75
I wanna slap every single Republican in State and the Federal Congress sakabatou Jun 2013 #77
My bad. I misunderstood. Just please don't give the married ones a pass. Kennah Jun 2013 #79
They get slapped too sakabatou Jun 2013 #84
The Kochs Kennah Jun 2013 #76
God and whoemver came up with the idea of him or even her. Newest Reality Jun 2013 #78
The idiot I talked to last night........... mrmpa Jun 2013 #80
are we allowed to dig up reagan and smack the dead shit out of him? NT sigmasix Jun 2013 #81
Roughing up Zombie Reagan should be a priority! n/t pink-o Jun 2013 #82
Backstabbing hypocrites In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #83
Oh yeah... nomorenomore08 Jun 2013 #87
It was a nice sound In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #88
CONGRESSMAN JOHN BONER trueblue2007 Jun 2013 #85
The El Segundo, CA Planning Dept. Throd Jun 2013 #86
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