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In reply to the discussion: Do you know any old "sayings" or phrases that are humorous or interesting? [View all]Behind the Aegis
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My mom had us say, "It's snowing in the South." to indicate if her slip was showing when she wore a dress.
"Don't be a nervous Pervis."
"Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya."
"Crawl up a ladder and kiss my ass."
"I'll kick you ass so far up between your shoulder blades, you'll have to roll down your socks to take a shit (or, unbutton your collar to take a piss)."
"I'll smack you into next week looking both ways for Tuesday."
"You are a mental case." (from Bugs Bunny)
My personal favorite, "Fuck you (while flipping the finger), the horse you rode in on (middle finger still extended, palm up), and the little dog that followed (pinkie finger extended)." Sometimes I change it to, fuck you with the horse you rode in on while I make the little dog that followed watch!"