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3catwoman3

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1. I don't remember where I read this, but I remember the...

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 11:19 PM

Sep 2017

...story. Might even have been here on DU. There was a post about a man who got the same part stuck in a knothole of a section of a wooden park bench.

One of the responses offered this opinion (possible slight paraphrase) - "If there is a round hole in anything, you can bet there is some guy, somewhere, saying to himself, "I wonder if I could stick my dick in there?"

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Man gets a certain body part stuck in a dumbbell. [View all] 47of74 Sep 2017 OP

I don't remember where I read this, but I remember the... 3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #1

LOL! UtahLib Sep 2017 #2

There was a guy in Ohio who got arrested for screwing his picnic table. Kaleva Sep 2017 #8

Roadkill? The Thanksgiving turkey? 3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #10

Good thing the sister didn't have a gun and mistook him for an intruder. Kaleva Sep 2017 #11

Dumbbell gets p_ _ _ s stuck in dumbbell. brush Sep 2017 #3

I originally read this as 'doorbell". Very interesting mental image. Shrike47 Sep 2017 #4

I'm sure that's happened, also Warpy Sep 2017 #5

The dumbbell had to be rescued BHDem53 Sep 2017 #6

"Bet he never... 3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #7

Any port in a storm Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #9