Rick Wilson vs. his cat 😂

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That's what cats do.

They slip through portals into other universes and hide there while you turn your house inside out looking for them and then when that fails you wander around outside calling the cat and stapling posters to telephone poles, and finally you go back inside and sure enough, there's the cat sitting by his food bowl, with that "What?" expression on his little furry face.