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Mr.Bill

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4. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)

Wed Mar 17, 2021, 02:43 AM

Mar 2021

healthy, wealthy and dead.

From Jack Douglas, who was one of Jack Paar's writers.

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Subject: Paraprosdokians [View all] CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2021 OP

LOL! K&R. nt tblue37 Mar 2021 #1

I thought I was wrong but I was wrong. Nt. drray23 Mar 2021 #2

Thank you CaliforniaPeggy! I can't decide which is my favorite, #3 or #16. haha alwaysinasnit Mar 2021 #3

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man Mr.Bill Mar 2021 #4

Kicked and recommended. Thanks, CP! ❤ nt littlemissmartypants Mar 2021 #5

The Paraprosdokian Wit of Steven Wright: chowder66 Mar 2021 #6

Thanks for these, my dear chowder66! They are GREAT. CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2021 #8

Thank you for your list! It made me immediately think of him. nt chowder66 Mar 2021 #9

Fun! KnR Hekate Mar 2021 #7

I used to drive my kids crazy with such idiocies... TomWilm Mar 2021 #10

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