(Jewish Group) Jokes for Jews

[MosheFeingold]

4. Rabbi Schwartz

Rabbi Schwartz was at a Rabbinical conference. He had just got to his hotel room and was unpacking.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Rabbi Schwartz went to the door and opened it.

In the doorway there stood a beautiful blonde woman in a full length mink coat. She gave him a flirtatious glance and said, "are you Rabbi Schwartz by any chance? Rabbi Silverman sent me." She opened her coat -- she had a terrific figure and she was completely nude!

"Rabbi Silverman sent you!" exclaimed Rabbi Schwartz. "I can't believe this." He went to the phone.

"Front desk? Give me Rabbi Silverman's room," the rabbi said angrily. "Silverman, I can't believe you. We are men of G-d! Why would you send a woman of ill repute to my room?! This is disgraceful! You should be ashamed!"

Suddenly feeling awkward, the blonde said, "I'm sorry to offend you, I'll be going."

Looking up at the blonde, Rabbi Schwartz exclaimed, "No, I'm mad at Rabbi Silverman, not you. You stay right where you are!"