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In reply to the discussion: (Jewish Group) Jokes for Jews [View all]MosheFeingold
(3,051 posts)A Jewish guy, David, is walking out of the synagogue when he sees his friend Shmuley reading the paper just outside. As he gets closer he sees he's reading Der Stuemer, a Neo-Nazi newspaper. In anger, he slaps the paper out of Shmuley's hands and starts screaming. "What are you, a Meshugenah!!? How could you read such filth?"
Shmuley ust shrugs and responds "I read the Jewish newspapers every day and it's the same thing. This Jew got attacked or Israel under attack, and so on. It's depressing."
"Yeah? So? How does that explain this!" exclaimed David, pointing at the paper.
Shmuley replied, "Well, have you picked up one of these papers? Jews control the media, Jews control the banks, Jews control the weather. It's a real confidence builder."