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In reply to the discussion: (Jewish Group) Jokes for Jews [View all]MosheFeingold
(3,051 posts)Moshe Cohen, an elderly widowed man of 72, boldly walked into the local Roman Catholic church, sat down in the confessional and said "Father forgive me, for I have sinned."
The priest, startled, said "well, what is the nature of this sin?"
Moshe answered "Well, I've been a widower for a long time. But lately I've been having sex with my next door neighbor. She's 25, beautiful -- she was Miss. Connecticut -- smart, and, for whatever reason found me funny and attractive and we had sex. And once we started we haven't stopped! I missed Friday services! Heck, on Shabbos, we had sex seven times, so much that I missed synagogue . . ."
The priest interrupted. "Synagogue?! You're Jewish? Why are you telling me?" quizzed the Priest.
"Oh," said Moshe proudly. "I'm telling EVERYONE."