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onager

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20. Most of those were available...
Mon Dec 31, 2012, 11:54 AM
Dec 2012

...but not many people went.

There was Wednesday night prayer meeting, for those who needed to recharge their Jesus-Batteries midweek. IIRC, attended mostly by older people who felt they were getting closer to the Pearly Gates and needed all the credits they could get.

For boys, the church had the Royal Ambassadors. I was in that for a while. We had "sword drills." Get yer minds outta the gutter! The sword was a Bible, and the drills consisted of being the first to look up a Bible verse. Got boring pretty quick.

Witness rallies? Nope. We got all the witnessing we needed from the Bob Jones University students who roamed around annoying people as part of their curriculum. Even my devout Bap kinfolks thought the BJU crowd was goofy. They called that school "Jesus Tech."

Couple of years ago, the church I attended as a kid got a hustling young, new preacher who decided the place needed to be a megachurch.

He was stupid enough to brag that this would look good on his resume, and started a bunch of Fund Drives that just pissed people off.

Even stupider - he had a political tin ear. This is a small country church founded in 1857 and still largely controlled by descendants of the founders.

Several of those descendants had unpaid volunteer jobs in the church. That dumbass fired all of them and moved in some of his young cronies from the seminary. Who all got salaries.

The last straw, I think, was when he started pitching a "missionary trip." And what benighted, un-Xian Third World backwater was he and his buddies going to evangelize? London - yep, the one in the U.K.

I thought at times that if I was wrong, and there really was a Hell, I was doomed ... Auggie Dec 2012 #1
I grew up in a fairly liberal Lutheran church. trotsky Dec 2012 #2
I still to this day remember it as my childhood deep dark secret from everybody iwillalwayswonderwhy Dec 2012 #3
"I thought something was really really wrong with me..." FiveGoodMen Dec 2012 #4
Try growing up Irish Catholic, it's worse Warpy Dec 2012 #5
That's bad, and I'm not trying to out-bad you iwillalwayswonderwhy Dec 2012 #6
"Go sell all that you have and give the money to the poor. Then come follow me" -- Who said that? FiveGoodMen Dec 2012 #7
That's when I fled the south. Yee haw, indeed Warpy Dec 2012 #9
I had a kinda stupid luck as a kid YankeyMCC Dec 2012 #8
That was my experience, too. meeshrox Dec 2012 #10
I guess that I was lucky as a child. Curmudgeoness Dec 2012 #11
I was never baptized but I did go through most of the same things and I still get mad at some of it. ScottLand Dec 2012 #12
Welcome! OriginalGeek Dec 2012 #13
This is why I am never surprised when people vote against their own self-interests iwillalwayswonderwhy Dec 2012 #14
I think their gullibility is greatly developed and enhanced in church FiveGoodMen Dec 2012 #15
Yep. OriginalGeek Dec 2012 #17
I came upon my atheism much more recently Gore1FL Dec 2012 #16
I had a very similar background. onager Dec 2012 #18
What? No Sunday night service? iwillalwayswonderwhy Dec 2012 #19
Most of those were available... onager Dec 2012 #20
Yes, I was a G.A. (girl' s auxiliary) and I forgot Training Union iwillalwayswonderwhy Dec 2012 #21
Guilt and the fear of being ostracized and shunned.... AlbertCat Jan 2013 #22
Excellent discussion! truegrit44 Jan 2013 #23
I was raised Methodist... awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #24
lol, My methodist cousins always told the best Baptist jokes OriginalGeek Jan 2013 #27
I was raised Presbyterian in a liberal church marlakay Jan 2013 #25
You are not alone intaglio Jan 2013 #26
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