What I like to remember for Easter (bible inconsistencies and contradictions):

[nil desperandum]

6. Inconsistencies

Hey now, don't spoil a good fairy tale with some accurate observations of obvious falsehoods and mythological story telling...

Remember, religious fundamentalists of all stripes don't need no stinkin' facts....everything that's important to know is in their little magic books...along with a host of inconsistent tripe that even their most dedicated scholars squirm to explain...watch a muslim try to explain away the whole bit about treating infidels with cruelty...it's quite entertaining...at least in the US, in the rest of the world question their little magic man will get you killed...ya gotta love the openly tolerant minds of zealots...