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OilemFirchen

(7,143 posts)
23. An old joke. Just the first three lines:
Fri Feb 26, 2016, 11:05 PM
Feb 2016

Last edited Sat Feb 27, 2016, 11:05 AM - Edit history (1)

"I'd like a cone with a scoop of chocolate, please."

"Sorry, we're out of chocolate."

"Oh. OK.... I'd like a cone with two scoops of chocolate, please."

That's how most political conversations go. Black, white, etc. JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #1
And how is that going? wildeyed Feb 2016 #16
I convinced my mom; she is a newly registered Democrat, to vote for Bernie in the NJ primary JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #20
See! wildeyed Feb 2016 #24
I am appealing to my dad on economic interests, and am making progress. JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #25
Nah, Hillary will be better on all those wildeyed Feb 2016 #92
Can you link me to where I have done so? JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #94
You're good, wildeyed! WhaTHellsgoingonhere Feb 2016 #69
You are right, wildeyed Feb 2016 #91
I came right after the Rs stole the election from Kerry... WhaTHellsgoingonhere Feb 2016 #93
You are wrong about Crow laws. wildeyed Feb 2016 #99
They do not understand why everyone doesn't embrace "The Wonder of You (Bernie)" Agnosticsherbet Feb 2016 #2
While some Americans favor W.E.B. DuBois (inc. me), others favor Booker T. Washington's approach. nt TheBlackAdder Feb 2016 #112
Very different approaches towards government, Agnosticsherbet Feb 2016 #124
Still slagging away at trying to make white people feel bad? Armstead Feb 2016 #3
Yep (see post 1). Politics is contentious, the whole point is to convince others to vote in their JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #8
But who is best qualified to make these judgments? Chitown Kev Feb 2016 #27
Political discussion isn't about who's "best qualified" to make the arguments. That way lies madness JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #30
Ultimately it''s my vote and yours Chitown Kev Feb 2016 #38
I know that's what we're supposed to do. Never said different. n/t JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #39
Clearly it isn't persuasive BainsBane Feb 2016 #65
Hillary is in a race against time, and she is losing. kristopher Feb 2016 #83
The Third Way is indeed done BainsBane Feb 2016 #85
Clinton is the Third Way. kristopher Feb 2016 #88
I don't feel bad. wildeyed Feb 2016 #14
It "works" on some fucking idiots so rinse and repeat! autonomous Feb 2016 #32
Welcome to DU.. one_voice Feb 2016 #53
Um, Thanks! autonomous Feb 2016 #57
Enjoy your stay shenmue Feb 2016 #60
Hillary's abysmal record re: PoC speaks for itself. 99th_Monkey Feb 2016 #4
Truth - +100 840high Feb 2016 #5
That's the ticket! farleftlib Feb 2016 #10
Yep. + ∞ NT. Juicy_Bellows Feb 2016 #12
This message was self-deleted by its author immoderate Feb 2016 #6
I'm confused about MBV whatchamacallit Feb 2016 #7
I'm shaking my head as I walk away. virtualobserver Feb 2016 #9
Shaking my head as I read your post calguy Feb 2016 #13
the fact that you don't mind any of the things that I mentioned..... virtualobserver Feb 2016 #17
It's just a game for you. It's all about winning the damn game notadmblnd Feb 2016 #33
He listed facts, you spouted bullshit. BillZBubb Feb 2016 #51
Yep..... FrenchieCat Feb 2016 #61
Straw Man much? surrealAmerican Feb 2016 #67
Damn right I'll be shaking my head over that. Lizzie Poppet Feb 2016 #95
They obviously aren't voting against their interests Spacedog1973 Feb 2016 #118
Bernie's mission is to bring income equality to all men and women, regardless... Raster Feb 2016 #15
It is her mission, no matter what the cost. virtualobserver Feb 2016 #18
Hillary Clinton calculates and triangulates more than a Mathematics PhD. Raster Feb 2016 #21
+1000000 MrWendel Feb 2016 #11
Right? wildeyed Feb 2016 #19
Who cares. I don't. Go ahead vote for the face of war and corporate capitalism. That's on you. Cheese Sandwich Feb 2016 #22
An old joke. Just the first three lines: OilemFirchen Feb 2016 #23
Ha! :-D NurseJackie Feb 2016 #66
I find your reference SusanCalvin Feb 2016 #26
nother OP to put on the trash, and now off to the list you go nadinbrzezinski Feb 2016 #28
There will continue to be lots of blowhard puffery through SuperTuesday where states favor Hillary. AtomicKitten Feb 2016 #49
Wins yes, delegates needed to catch back up....no. Bernie is Hillary 08. -nt Happenstance24 Feb 2016 #90
Whoa..... FrenchieCat Feb 2016 #58
This message was self-deleted by its author betsuni Feb 2016 #82
KNR Lucinda Feb 2016 #29
It's so stupid and tone deaf it's hilarious. Endless -- and I mean ENDLESS -- posts from non-black Number23 Feb 2016 #31
Super Tuesday or bust! wildeyed Feb 2016 #34
and some people over hear who read DK Chitown Kev Feb 2016 #40
I know. You are not so much pro-Clinton as you are pro-Democrat. I think it's clear that you have no Number23 Feb 2016 #105
That's funny because I've never seen any of them post the details of why they support her. BillZBubb Feb 2016 #52
Why I support Hillary Clinton FrenchieCat Feb 2016 #59
^^^^ rbrnmw Feb 2016 #54
+1000 bigtree Feb 2016 #76
I don't try to appeal to minorities any different than I do to white people. Live and Learn Feb 2016 #35
^This^ farleftlib Feb 2016 #36
The lesson applies: you don't need to be Bernsplainin' to ANYONE frazzled Feb 2016 #44
I wouldn't waste my breath explaining it to those that already know and have ulterior motives for Live and Learn Feb 2016 #46
Great post jsmirman Feb 2016 #56
Excellent and quite necessary.....what you said FrenchieCat Feb 2016 #62
Perfect, brilliant post. Number23 Feb 2016 #106
Um ... noamnety Feb 2016 #111
People who like the status quo are free to vote for Clinton. HooptieWagon Feb 2016 #37
I think you're absolutely right. Mufaddal Feb 2016 #41
What I've been saying. SusanCalvin Feb 2016 #45
Nicely done, my friend. It'll be over after Tuesday. Liberal_Stalwart71 Feb 2016 #42
No it won't. None of us will quit after Tuesday. Count on that!! Feel the Bern!!!! nt Live and Learn Feb 2016 #47
Maybe it just hasn't been adequately whitesplained to me mwrguy Feb 2016 #43
I'm not TRYING to get black voters NOT to vote for Hillary. Vote in their best interest... cherokeeprogressive Feb 2016 #48
These drive by posters are like the guy that farts in a crowded elevator, just before he exits. nt Snotcicles Feb 2016 #50
So many examples of what you said is happening rbrnmw Feb 2016 #55
Some ought to quit lecturing on imaginary occurrences. mmonk Feb 2016 #63
Only in Hillary cloud cookoo land-- eridani Feb 2016 #64
k&r bigtree Feb 2016 #68
K&R Starry Messenger Feb 2016 #70
Well, it's clear Bernie misjudged black voters. Vinca Feb 2016 #71
charming bigtree Feb 2016 #72
That's uncalled for. We always say Republicans vote against there own best interest and Vinca Feb 2016 #73
I'm done explaining. DONE. bigtree Feb 2016 #80
You implied I was victimizing you by saying I though AA were voting against Vinca Feb 2016 #97
Maybe because their life experience has demonstrated DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #77
I guess it's a shame Bernie wasted his youth and acquired a criminal record because of them. Vinca Feb 2016 #98
Who are them? DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #101
Why are you bothering to educate these people with facts? They will continue to ascribe motives Number23 Feb 2016 #107
Point #1 - "Them" is a reference to "their" and "them" in the post I responded to. Vinca Feb 2016 #113
I am not privy to private conversations... DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #114
Because this was something I was thinking about when I got up this morning as I tried Vinca Feb 2016 #115
Gary Hart , Bill Bradley, and Howard Dean struggled mightily among African Americans too... DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #116
That's a shame. I hope some day it changes. Vinca Feb 2016 #120
IMHO, that's a better explanation than what has been bandied about. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #121
Apparently, so did I. Lizzie Poppet Feb 2016 #96
love this post bigtree Feb 2016 #74
All politics is like that. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #75
"A mind is like a parachute. It won't work if it's not open." - Frank Zappa EndElectoral Feb 2016 #78
I have no interest in converting Hillary supporters of any race. m-lekktor Feb 2016 #79
I don't believe monicaangela Feb 2016 #81
DU or Sanders supporters... MellowDem Feb 2016 #84
The paternalism has reached comedic levels. nt LexVegas Feb 2016 #86
Comedic levels, indeed. The words and phrases they continually use are now PUNCH LINES for jokes. NurseJackie Feb 2016 #89
SC Voter: "I think she would do a good job because her husband was president," she said. ... Donkees Feb 2016 #87
So what do you suggest Sanders supporters do? mhatrw Feb 2016 #100
you might do some research to find out why many black voters prefer Clinton. kwassa Feb 2016 #109
My research on the subject on DU leads me to believe that many, if not most, like Hillary Clinton mhatrw Feb 2016 #119
Get out in the world, and do research there. kwassa Feb 2016 #122
I live in SF. And everyone I know, black and white and LBGT and straight, all like Sanders. mhatrw Feb 2016 #123
The short answer is kwassa Feb 2016 #125
OK. I used to live in the South and I worked in country club there, so I guess I can buy that. mhatrw Feb 2016 #127
Bernie's heart is in the right place ... kwassa Feb 2016 #132
Why African Americans shouldn't take Clinton seriously cs1058 Feb 2016 #102
K&R betsuni Feb 2016 #103
I don't give a shit who you vote for. Splinter Cell Feb 2016 #104
CSS does a good job being annoying and obnoxious, Vattel Feb 2016 #108
No- my "MBV" are not childish nor brain dead nor voting for Clinton because CSS pisses them off EffieBlack Feb 2016 #128
Lol, I don't want anyone's explanation of why they are voting for Clinton. Vattel Feb 2016 #131
My brothers and sisters can vote for whoever they want. Nedsdag Feb 2016 #110
If/when she gets the nomination it will be a warp speed trip to the right. yourout Feb 2016 #126
Thank you so much for your concern EffieBlack Feb 2016 #129
Your welcome yourout Feb 2016 #130
A brilliant summary of not only the SC situation, but what's been happening on this forum. nt kstewart33 Feb 2016 #117
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