Think about it -

My card was flagged because of a single transaction; and shortly after I got a call asking if I had made the transaction.

I confirmed it; and thought about it later.

I got a fraud alert
for. a. single. transaction.
One item.
A prescription.

A

As an old man, can I start grousing about the price of things?

Humana is dragging its feet approving my wife for medicare part B. And I think I know why - they are avoiding having to cover one of her prescriptions, a eye drop that costs $385.00 for 2.5 ml.

I'm not thrilled.

I never wanted to turn on the GPS feature on my phone,

but two weeks ago Merlin informed me that I had recorded a Common Tailorbird. (I don’t think they are that common in Central Florida)
Tonight I was told I recorded a Tody Motmot. If we had some severe storm come through, well, then I might have believed it.
So I’ll turn on GPS and see if that helps me record local birds.

Yikes! I just figured out why

Medicare Part B has an eight month enrollment period.

And they wonder why seniors have high blood pressure.

...and he came up to me, with tears in his eyes, and says, Sir,

It was so painful to see you bitchslapped by an eighty year old…”

Am I a bad person?

For purchasing an air horn to use on "trubridge"
For constantly calling me about their Medicare advantage plan?
(Sorry, not sorry...)

The Dentist.

There I am, in the office, in the chair, about to get molar #31 pulled. It had been a good molar and served me well the whole time we were together.

As the doctor walks in, a new song comes on.

“That’s Freddy Mercury, isn’t it?” he asks.

as I don’t listen to pop, I had no answer- except,

“well, it’s appropriate, at least.”

He didn’t seem to figure out why I had said that,
and when you have to explain to the guy doing the extraction that, “Another one bites the dust”

is the perfect song for the moment, it’s time to find another dentist.

Always trust an animals' instincts

So... Did anything happen by the 5PM deadline?

I can't find anything!

What is the fascination with backing into a parking space?

I'm seeing it more and morè, and to my mind it really makes no sense.
The car behind you has no idea you are about to change direction, often causing them to have to back up as well.
Rarely is the backing in driver able to complete the maneuver without a second, or even third attempt.
Explain the advantage, please.