MichaelSoE
MichaelSoE's JournalI'm WOKE and have an agenda
I hate the Right's appropriation of WOKE and how they have turned it into their new "Let's Go Brandon"
I starting mulling over "What is their agenda and which word rhymes with WOKE that would be most appropriate?"
I narrowed it down to 3 words. BROKE, JOKE and SMOKE.
First I considered BROKE
verb
a simple past tense of break:
The Right is BROKEn but their agenda is not BROKE because they do have an agenda. It is to destroy anything that threatens their fading grasp on power and to cow-tow to the basket of deplorables that keep them there.
Next came JOKE
noun
something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce:
I agree that the Repug's are a JOKE but by not having an agenda besides their BROKEass agenda, they are not particularly amusing.
But it does roll off the tongue easily if used as an adjective.
They are so JOKE
Last is SMOKE
noun
the visible vapor and gases given off by a burning or smoldering substance, especially the gray, brown, or blackish mixture of gases and suspended carbon particles resulting from the combustion of wood, peat, coal, or other organic matter:
SMOKE can kill you. SMOKEing tobacco can be deadly.
SMOKE can obscure and hide. They put up a SMOKE screen
SMOKE can trick you. The entire agenda was SMOKE and mirrors.
And it just sounds good. They are SMOKE. The MAGAts succumbed to SMOKE. The GOP's SMOKE agenda.
I also thought a quasi-mathematical equation would be perfect to print on buttons and bumper stickers.
First things first ... Try to spend some time in the room with them.
1. Since they are feral you will need to get them to trust you. Even if it is only 10 minutes at a time, go into the bathroom, have a seat and let them "investigate" you. Rinse and repeat several times a day. Even hourly if you have the time. They will start to warm up to you and not view you as such a threat. Let them walk around your feet. Once they start doing that attempt, to just touch them. Maybe little pats etc. When they do not mind your hand then try for picking them up and placing them on your lap. Get that far and you're golden. If you get that far go to step 2
2, Determine their age.
If you can hold them with out being shredded, pick one up and swaddle it in a towel, if necessary, with it's little head sticking out.
Gently get a finger into it's mouth and feel for teeth. You can get a fairly good estimate on their age.
Reference this link on 4 week old kittens
https://www.alleycat.org/resources/how-old-is-that-kitten-guide-four-weeks/
Scroll down and go to week 5
There is also guidelines on weaning at that age.
3. Get them to eat on their own.
Now as far as the bottles, at 4 to 5 weeks old, Mama would already be cutting them back.
Here's a trick to get them to start on the soft food.
It can get messy but it can really get them in to the swing of things.
See if they try to suckle your finger. Smear a tiny bit of the wet food onto your finger tip. Just a wee bit that they can lick or suckle.
Usually after 3 or 4 tastes, if they are really hungry you will find they will then eat tiny bits off you fingers.
As I was typing this I decided to make a little video as I have 7 kittens under my care. 2 of them are 6 weeks old that I bottle fed since they were 1 week old orphans. They were weaned 2 weeks ago.
The other 5 are 4 weeks old but their mama has been with them and I didn't have to bottle feed them. She did all the work but she is now spending less time feeding them. They are ripe and ready for weaning so I am helping. I was getting ready to do this today and so it is perfect timing to record the process.
Here is the video demonstrating the messy weaning trick.
It won't be an easy task with a feral but think about it, if you can't do it with the wet food you are not going to be able to do it with a bottle. Even if you can't hold them, be sure to leave food and water out. They very well may surprise you.
Good luck.
My thoughts on Merrick Garland
Keeping in mind that he was nominated for the Supreme Court by President Obama, then picked as AG by President Biden and his past tenures have yielded satisfying results, I am be inclined to think he is more than competent and possesses a high level of integrity. He is now under intense scrutiny. Speculation abounds.
The last few days I have been asking myself, "What does he think about when he is not working?" Those moments when one is alone with their thoughts. Thinking, as we all do, about our lives. Our choices. Successes and failures.
I wonder how he felt when he was nominated for the court. Aside from knowing and accepting the enormous responsibility, I wonder if he ever had moments of uncertainty. Did he think to himself, " I have finally achieved my goal." or did he believe himself to be honored for being nominated, something he had never anticipated?
Then the slaps in the face from the Republican held Senate. We all know the what happened so I will not go on a rant about McConnell, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barrett. I cannot even imagine what he thought or how he felt.
I want to believe he had wide range of emotions and accompanying thoughts. Disappointment, anger, sadness, resolve? I do suppose we all experienced at least a few distressing feelings. Yet I do not think he is the type person that would harbor revenge. I trust that both Obama and Biden placed their faith in a man who would be above being vengeful and vindictive.
And now we are into the biggest criminal investigation in our history. All eyes are on him now. He is not sealed in a room, totally cut off from any and all critiques and theories. An immense task has been put before him. He now has to navigate through uncharted waters. I would love to think he has moments of thinking, feeling, "What goes around , comes around. Karma is a bitch." And at the same time thoughts of confidence. "This is what I do best"
I have no idea what he thinks and have basically projected my own thinking and emotions into what I trying to convey. I guess you could say I am speculating but as someone once said to me, "In some way and at some time, we all suffer from the frailties of being human."
Cut off from social media, email, etc. He only has one option for communicating with his minions
Doh ... he screwed the pooch on that one too
Screen cap of active fires in the US ... tossed in map of the Atlantic with hurricanes too
Here is a link to the website ... it's interactive ... I turned the smoke layer for the screen cap
https://livingatlas.arcgis.com/wildfire/#@=-105.715,39.921,5
From the web site Windy ... also totally interactive
https://www.windy.com
So much to do. So little time.
But get rid of ALL the deniers first
The Lubber Grasshopper
I'm sure these bad ass hoppers have their place in the system.
Most see them as "BUGS", others as the horde pillaging the shrubberies.
I, for one, find them to be fascinating and beautiful.
Voracious
I found these adolescents partying on my neighbors Easter decorations.
Observing them for a few days, I discovered they would retreat to the Easter disco and club all night. Then, once the sun had risen, they'd head off to munch at brunch.
POD ... 3M Morning Mushroom Macro
These little 'shrooms popped up this morning under my fountain grass.
I figured I'd take a picture before I ate them.
POD [pic/photo/post of (the) day] Backside Divi
Taken in Aruba where the Divi are shaped by the trade winds that constantly blow.
This was taken from the back (the windward side) of a very old tree.
POD Ant Man Bee
The man is taking the picture.
It's also the title to a song.
Correctly identify the artist and album to win 1,000 points.
No cheating by looking it up on Duckduckgo.com
And you can also right click on the photo and select open in new tab/window to view a larger image.
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