I Am Proof That You Have Forgotten:

I'm not going back there until they get a velvet rope and a 500-lb guy named Tiny for the front entrance. I realize Red Robin isn't exactly Chez Louis au Provence, but still; you're in public, Dude. Save the stupid shit until you get back to whatever tarpaper shack you're currently crashing in.

Having an amber ale and relaxing after a hard workout and a hot shower.

How is everyone tonight?

Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School out of the headlines.

I wonder if the timing is deliberate?...

How are my Lounge people doing this fine Valentine's Day?

To everyone who gave me a heart: I'm grateful, humbled, and filled with love for you all...

Chillin' out on a snowy evening during Snowmageddon 2019.

Sheesh! We get a couple of inches of snow, and the rainy Pacific Northwest freaks out. People were crowding the supermarkets like they just heard the zombies are coming...

Anyway, tried to make a Moscow Mule using Green Apple vodka.

It's got a kick, but it's just not the same...



I love you all...

and then all of a sudden, everything happens at once.

Then nothing again for a while...

Then everything...

Repeat...

I love you all...