September 11, 2016

"What do Christian values have to do with the election?" Come CAPTION Pastor Robert Jeffress!!!!

Robert ("If Christ was alive today, he'd be worth billions!&quot Jeffress is saying: "I'd go even further and say that it is absolutely anti-Christian to refuse to vote for Donald Trump because of Christian values!. . . . Why, such so-called Christians are actually Satan's little helpers and they will someday burn in Hell. . . . Imagine, refusing to vote for Trump because of Christian values! . . . Who ever heard of such a thing?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_pastor_jeffress_attacks_namby_pamby_panty_waisted_christians_not_voting_trump_moral_principle_090916

September 10, 2016

"I'll try to make this simple for you." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("I once almost had compassion for somebody&quot Trump is saying: "A lot of commentators like to call me 'clueless,' but that's just because I look at things through my own, original point of view. . . . For instance, everybody says war is bad, but I love war. . . . I think it's great! . . . Just how is that clueless? . . . And about Ebola . . . ."

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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028154393

September 8, 2016

"What could generals possibly know anyway?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("If I was black, I'd beat the crap outta myself&quot Trump is saying, " . . . and I'll say it again, Matt, I know more than all the generals put together. . . . Look at the 88 generals who signed a letter in my support. . . . They as good as said I know more than all of them too. . . . I mean that's a great endorsement, fantastic, the best! . . . They know nothing! . . . And it's only because the miserable press won't report it that I don't get all the credit. . . . Furthermore, . . ."


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Above CAPTION based on an answer Trump gave to Matt Lauer 9.7.16 as linked at Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-generals-rubble-obama_us_57d0d2dae4b03d2d45986c23

September 6, 2016

"D*mn Fox all to Hell!" . . . Please come CAPTION Greta Van Susteren!!!!!

Greta Van ("Where's my kit?&quot Susteren is thinking: "Damn Fox! . . . They can me after taking everything I had: they stripped away any vestige I yet had of dignity, they flushed my credibility down the toilet, they destroyed any belief of mine about truth and honor, . . . and to top it off, Ailes even never once made the slightest pass at me!!! . . . Damn Fox all to Hell!!!"


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Above CAPTION bases in reports of Susteren's sudden departure from Fox as reported by The Hill:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/294570-greta-van-susteren-to-leave-fox

September 5, 2016

"I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald (Ol' Turd-in-the-Punch-Bowl) Trump is saying: "'Afraid to debate Hillary one-on-one?' . . . Is that what they're saying, Mark? . . . Well, that's absolutely ridiculous. . . . In fact, there's nothing I would rather do. . . . Absolutely nothing!!! . . . It's like . . . I want to debate her mano-a-mano with all my body and soul! . . . It's just my sense of fairness to the other two candidates, and perhaps a few other interested parties like the President of the NRA and I could name a few more. . . . After all, if it's anything I am, it's fair. . . . But, heck no, I'm not the least afraid."



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Above CAPTION based on the following story as linked at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141565581

September 2, 2016

"What the hell have I got to lose?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("Boy, at my funeral they'll be lining up for blocks. . . . Most of them with unpaid bills in their hands.&quot Trump is saying: "And Corey here is our inside man at Clinton News Network. . . . And guess what, they gave him a title and they're paying him! . . . And let me tell you what, even after they know he's really working for me, and even after I say this out loud in front of thousands of witnesses, they'll keep him on. . . Hell, they'll probably give him a new title and pay him even more, . . . and give him more air time. . . How the heck can I lose with guys like this and networks as stupid as CNN?"

September 1, 2016

O satire of satires! . . . Please come CAPTION Garry Trudeau and Donald Trump!!!

Garry ("I told you so&quot Trudeau is saying: "Well, I might just have to give up satire altogether. . . . Even I didn't realize how narcissist, thuggest, stupid, racist and shallow The Donald was."

Donald ("What have you got to lose? . . . After all, I've already remortgaged your soul&quot Trump is "thinking": "'Shallow'? . . . Why that little twerp. . . . How can I be shallow? I got all the best stuff . . . and more of it than almost everybody else. . . 'Shallow'? . . . . I'll bet he doesn't have hardly any stuff, . . . and only the cheap kind. . . . Geez, . . talk about shallow'!""

August 31, 2016

"What bats in the attic? They're squirrels." . . . Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!

Michele Bachmann is saying: "I don't have to believe that God raised Donald Trump up to win the election, I know it!!!! . . . There were 17 Republican candidates in the beginning, right? . . . Well, it just so happens that Revelations 17:17 says that we shall give ourselves to the best until we're filled with his words. . . . Besides, Mr. Trump promised to write the second amendment. . . . And I've always loved his hair."


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Above CAPTION based on the following MSNBC story:


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/michele-bachmann-god-picked-trump-to-be-the-gop-nominee/ar-AAigUgp?li=AA5a8k&ocid=spartanntp

August 28, 2016

Clear as a lobotomy, and with a lemony smell. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("I remember when my dad said I was ready to evict my first elderly couple. . . . I've never been so proud!" ) Trump is saying: "Frankly folks, I couldn't be any more clear, but the press wants to muddy things up so they can say I contradicted my self. . . . When I said I was softening on my immigration stand, that was really a hardening and here's why. . . . Because you can only get a hardening in contrast to a softening, like heat is the opposite of cold, and day night, so if I hadn't mentioned a softening, I'd have nothing at all. . . . Zip!. . . . So my stance is tougher than before which everyone would know if it wasn't for the lying press. . . . Geez!"

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Above CAPION based on Trump's variety of implied and explicit stances on undocumented aliens as reported in Bustle:


http://www.bustle.com/articles/181014-donald-trump-is-talking-tough-on-immigration-flip-flopping-again-from-his-previous-softening-tone

August 27, 2016

"A script for opiods? Why not?" . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's doctor!!!

Dr. Harold ("Duck Soup was a documentary, wasn't it?&quot Bornstein is saying: " . . . Sure, sure, fabulous health. . . . I'm not saying he could take down Superman, but not even Batman could do that! . . . In fact, if you took all the superheroes from all times and put them together, well . . . Hey, don't laugh. . . . These are serious matters."


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Above CAPTION based on the following NBC story with clip:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-doctor-wrote-health-letter-just-5-minutes-limo-waited-n638526