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March 31, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Presidented ("Even my little toenail has an I.Q. higher than you" ) Trump is saying: "Mohammed bin Salman, if you're listening, it's time to teach Jeff Bezos some real manners. . . . God knows, he won't listen to me. . . . Now watch, the fake news will report I'm colluding with Saudi Arabia. . . . Make up your minds!"
March 30, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LXVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald ("Gravity is a total hoax, total!" )Trump is saying: "Now that I've been absolutely and completely exonerated by Mueller and the witch-hunt Russia probe, I think it's time to start talking about reparations."
March 26, 2019

"Dad tried to saw off my head and send it to the lab." . . . Please come CAPTION Alex Jones!!!

Alex Jones is saying: "I want to pull the trap door that snaps the scrawny traitorous necks of these fake news types and their conspirators in Congress and the Deep State. . . . The only people I feel sorry for is the poor CAPTIONers at Democrat Underground trying to top that! . . . Not so funny now, are you, stinky pants?["


Above CAPTION in part based on (actually nearly "plagiarized from" ) the following a Jones clip at Media Matters:


March 25, 2019

"It wasn't Trump; it was Col. Mustard in the study with a candlestick." Come CAPTION AG Bill Barr

Bill Barr is saying: "Actually, Mr. Chairman, I asked Trump's attorneys to write the summary report this weekend. . . After all, who would know better?"


Above based on the summay repoort of the Mueller investigation that the Attorney General supplied Congress and the administration 3.24.19.
March 24, 2019

Mad King Trump. . . . Please come CAPTION this Crap-Meister

PresiDented ("My words are golden turds" ) Trump is saying: "Today I expect to hear that Mueller has recommended a new special council to investigate Hillary and her e-mails, and one to investigate Benghazi, and another to investigate Obama's birthplace! . . . I mean, let's be fair!"


Above CAPTION based on this day's (Sunday, 3.24.19) expectation to hear snippets of the Mueller report, a report without more indictments which the ReThugs are claiming vindicates Trump.
March 22, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LXV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Obsessed with John McCain? Little lady, nothing could be farther from the truth. McCain is just another person. . . . True, he's a weaselly little-rat who voted against ObamaCare repeal just to spit in my face on national television and I'll never forgive or forgive him for that one lousy moment, but 'obsessed'? Not the slightest. . . . That's just more of your fake news.""
March 19, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, I don't know where you went to school little lady, but legal scholars are telling me that when Obama declared a 'National Emergency' it was completely unconstitutional for the very simple reason his emergency didn't have anything to do with stopping illegal immigration, he didn't win the electoral college as well as I did, and it was declared in an even numbered year. . . . Geez, why don't you use your brains sometime?!?!"
March 17, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LXIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "And now we learn that rat-bastard John McCain, whose daddy wrote him a phony war record by the way, leaked a second fake dossier to the media claiming my election committee had ties to Russia. . . . That low-life scum better be happy he's in the grave. He was the worse kind of human being ever. . . . I've got so-called advisors who tell me not to attack the dead, . . . but that wouldn't be fair. . . . After all, I've got to fight back."


Above CAPTION based on Trump's anger at McCain 3.16.19 as linked at DU:

March 15, 2019

Profiles in Crazy, LXII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("So much depend upon Depends" ) Trump is saying: "Why the hell should that make you worried? Just because I said I had the military, the police, the NRA, and the bikers all behind me, and they've all been nice . . . at least until now. . . . That shouldn't make anyone feel worried, not if they're playing by the rules. . . . Instead, it should make you feel safe. . . . What the hell is wrong with you that you don't feel more safe?"


Above CAPTION based on Trumps veiled threats in Breitbart News as reported by CNN:

March 14, 2019

"Was I a dummy or what?" . . . Please come CAPTION Paul Manafort!!

Paul Manafort just finished saying: "I don't know what I was thinking, your honor, but now that you have shown me so clearly and intelligently, I feel just terrible. . . . I mean, defrauding banks and my country, tax evasion, and lying under oath. . . Somehow I just overlooked some things. . . . I guess I was busy. . . . But now, I'm sure am sorry! . . . You can take that to the bank!"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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