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January 19, 2019
PresiDented (Rapper for Hire) Trump is saying: "A lot of you have wondered what my major address on the the crisis at our border and the government shutdown will be. But in honor of the government shutdown I furrowed my speech-writers and so have nothing to say except these three things I wrote myself: There was no collusion, nada, zip. God-Bless America. And have a nice day."
Profiles in Crazy, XLV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented (Rapper for Hire) Trump is saying: "A lot of you have wondered what my major address on the the crisis at our border and the government shutdown will be. But in honor of the government shutdown I furrowed my speech-writers and so have nothing to say except these three things I wrote myself: There was no collusion, nada, zip. God-Bless America. And have a nice day."
January 18, 2019
Newt (sucking on a liar's mint) Gingrich is saying: "The fact that Michael Cohen said the President Trump told him to lie to Congress doesn't mean squat. . . . He's a known liar. . . . The fact that BuzzFeed ran the story, means even less. If they thought an alien invasion would go over better, we'd be overrun with alien invasion stories. . . . The fact that there are e-mails and other documents that back up his claim is just hooey. . . . And as for the two so-called law-enforcement officials that back Cohyen's story up just shows how desperate they are. They had to go out and pay someone to support Cohen's lie. . . . It's all so obvious. . . . When are these people going to get serious, anyway?"
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Above CAPTION Based to the reply Gingrich gave to Fox and Friends this a.m (1.18.19)n when asked about the BuzzFeed story (linked below):
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Sitting in the Liar's Chair! . . . Please come CAPTION Newt Gingrich on F&F!!!
Newt (sucking on a liar's mint) Gingrich is saying: "The fact that Michael Cohen said the President Trump told him to lie to Congress doesn't mean squat. . . . He's a known liar. . . . The fact that BuzzFeed ran the story, means even less. If they thought an alien invasion would go over better, we'd be overrun with alien invasion stories. . . . The fact that there are e-mails and other documents that back up his claim is just hooey. . . . And as for the two so-called law-enforcement officials that back Cohyen's story up just shows how desperate they are. They had to go out and pay someone to support Cohen's lie. . . . It's all so obvious. . . . When are these people going to get serious, anyway?"
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Above CAPTION Based to the reply Gingrich gave to Fox and Friends this a.m (1.18.19)n when asked about the BuzzFeed story (linked below):
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
January 17, 2019
Sean ("I'm in deep do-do" ) Hannity is saying: "The Deep State has its own cable news (just change the channel), its own police force (the F.B.I), its own newspapers (the failing New York Times and wacky Washington Post), their own political party (guess who?), and their own agendas (social justice, black lives matter, climate change, equal pay for eaual work, and on, and on). . . . You could could say the Deep State is right there on the surface. . . . That's how they've managed to stay hidden for so long. . . . It only makes sense."
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Above CAPTION based on David Pakman's take on this ass-clown 1/16/19 as linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017528365
"Lies are like flies; they both love a ripe pile of sh*t." . . . Come CAPTION Fox's Sean Hannity!!!
Sean ("I'm in deep do-do" ) Hannity is saying: "The Deep State has its own cable news (just change the channel), its own police force (the F.B.I), its own newspapers (the failing New York Times and wacky Washington Post), their own political party (guess who?), and their own agendas (social justice, black lives matter, climate change, equal pay for eaual work, and on, and on). . . . You could could say the Deep State is right there on the surface. . . . That's how they've managed to stay hidden for so long. . . . It only makes sense."
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Above CAPTION based on David Pakman's take on this ass-clown 1/16/19 as linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017528365
January 16, 2019
PresiDented (Golden Hemorrhoids) Trump is saying: "Listen, not only are many of the furrowed federal and contract workers on my side, they are even asking me where they can go to donate money to help fund the wall. . . . And they're buying Make America Great Again" hats like crazy. . . .You just wouldn't believe it!"
Profiles in Crazy, XXXXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented (Golden Hemorrhoids) Trump is saying: "Listen, not only are many of the furrowed federal and contract workers on my side, they are even asking me where they can go to donate money to help fund the wall. . . . And they're buying Make America Great Again" hats like crazy. . . .You just wouldn't believe it!"
January 15, 2019
Steve ("Why lie later when you can lie now?" ) King: "The New York Times, true to form, tricked me then took me out of context. . . . I thought White Nationalism and White Supremacy were two completing brands of laundry detergent, so I said I thought they were both great. . . . I didn't want to take sides. . . . Honest."
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Above CAPTION based on the up-roar about a King interview with The New York Times. Huffington Post covers the story:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rep-steve-king-racist-white-supremacist-history_us_5c3d5eede4b0e0baf5407ba6
"You look like you need a lie, young man." . . . Please come CAPTION Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa)!!!
Steve ("Why lie later when you can lie now?" ) King: "The New York Times, true to form, tricked me then took me out of context. . . . I thought White Nationalism and White Supremacy were two completing brands of laundry detergent, so I said I thought they were both great. . . . I didn't want to take sides. . . . Honest."
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Above CAPTION based on the up-roar about a King interview with The New York Times. Huffington Post covers the story:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rep-steve-king-racist-white-supremacist-history_us_5c3d5eede4b0e0baf5407ba6
January 14, 2019
Steve (How Low Can You Go?) Doocy is saying: "You're right, Governor, the report by the liberal New York Times that the F.B.I. started a counter-intelligence inquiry into President Trump's Russian connection IS a bombshell and demands that we begin an immediate investigation . . . but not into the President but into the F.B.I. and The New York Times and The Washington Post and the lying interpreter that said The President destroyed his notes concerning Trump's meeting with Putin, as well as CNN, ABC, NBC, and MSNBC! . . . Talk about a criminal collusion!"
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Above CAPTION based on right-wing media supporting Trump after The NY Times' revelations of 1.11.19 and Washington Post's reporting of 1.12.19:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/politics/fbi-trump-russia-inquiry.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-has-concealed-details-of-his-face-to-face-encounters-with-putin-from-senior-officials-in-administration/2019/01/12/65f6686c-1434-11e9-b6ad-9cfd62dbb0a8_story.html?utm_term=.e5b6e1882091
(Mike Huckabee actually said we should investigate the F.B.I. so it was hard to satirize this mentality except by simply showing how many enemies these jokers are visualizing.)
Treason Enabler. . . . Please come CAPION Steve Doocy from Fox & Friends!!!
Steve (How Low Can You Go?) Doocy is saying: "You're right, Governor, the report by the liberal New York Times that the F.B.I. started a counter-intelligence inquiry into President Trump's Russian connection IS a bombshell and demands that we begin an immediate investigation . . . but not into the President but into the F.B.I. and The New York Times and The Washington Post and the lying interpreter that said The President destroyed his notes concerning Trump's meeting with Putin, as well as CNN, ABC, NBC, and MSNBC! . . . Talk about a criminal collusion!"
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Above CAPTION based on right-wing media supporting Trump after The NY Times' revelations of 1.11.19 and Washington Post's reporting of 1.12.19:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/politics/fbi-trump-russia-inquiry.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-has-concealed-details-of-his-face-to-face-encounters-with-putin-from-senior-officials-in-administration/2019/01/12/65f6686c-1434-11e9-b6ad-9cfd62dbb0a8_story.html?utm_term=.e5b6e1882091
(Mike Huckabee actually said we should investigate the F.B.I. so it was hard to satirize this mentality except by simply showing how many enemies these jokers are visualizing.)
January 13, 2019
On the phone PresiDented Donald Trump is saying: "What the lying liars at the failing New York Times didn't tell you, because frankly they haven't a clue, Judge Jeanine, is that I was acting as an agent for the good old U.S.A. . . . I was doing counter-counter-counter-counter-special intelligence (it's like playing 10-demensional chess in a dark closet) while getting into Russia's secrets and future plans against America. . . . And what do you know? . . . . Through my investigative powers I've found out they mean us all the best, they want to work with us. . . . But fake news won't even mention that; you wait and see."
Profiles in Crazy, XXXXIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
On the phone PresiDented Donald Trump is saying: "What the lying liars at the failing New York Times didn't tell you, because frankly they haven't a clue, Judge Jeanine, is that I was acting as an agent for the good old U.S.A. . . . I was doing counter-counter-counter-counter-special intelligence (it's like playing 10-demensional chess in a dark closet) while getting into Russia's secrets and future plans against America. . . . And what do you know? . . . . Through my investigative powers I've found out they mean us all the best, they want to work with us. . . . But fake news won't even mention that; you wait and see."
January 12, 2019
Donald (Double-0-1/2) Trump is saying: "It doesn't make a bit of sense. . . . How could I take orders form Moscow? I only know a single word of Russian, "nyet", . . . unless "vodka" is also a Russian word, but it doesn't sound like it to me. . . Leave it to the failing New York Times to overlook the obvious. . . . Do they think we're all stupid??
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Above CAPTION based on the NY Times report that the F.B.I. opened a counter intelligence inquiry of our Liar-in-Chief:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/politics/fbi-trump-russia-inquiry.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage
The Manchurian president. . . . Please come CAPTION Secret Agent Donald Trump!!!
Donald (Double-0-1/2) Trump is saying: "It doesn't make a bit of sense. . . . How could I take orders form Moscow? I only know a single word of Russian, "nyet", . . . unless "vodka" is also a Russian word, but it doesn't sound like it to me. . . Leave it to the failing New York Times to overlook the obvious. . . . Do they think we're all stupid??
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Above CAPTION based on the NY Times report that the F.B.I. opened a counter intelligence inquiry of our Liar-in-Chief:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/politics/fbi-trump-russia-inquiry.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage
January 11, 2019
The border patrol agent is saying: "And this is the second tunnel we found in an area where we already have wall."
Kirstjen Nielsen is thinking: "Maybe we could train moles to find tunnels and report using tiny smart phones with a bright red buttons that they can see in the dark and with a G.P.S. device."
PresiDented Donald Trump is thinking: "We'll just build them higher is all."
"Nothing can get over my wall!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
The border patrol agent is saying: "And this is the second tunnel we found in an area where we already have wall."
Kirstjen Nielsen is thinking: "Maybe we could train moles to find tunnels and report using tiny smart phones with a bright red buttons that they can see in the dark and with a G.P.S. device."
PresiDented Donald Trump is thinking: "We'll just build them higher is all."
January 10, 2019
PresiDented Donald ("I told you Mexico would pay for it!" ) Trump is saying: "I'm here to announce this morning that Mexico will be sending us 8 billion dollars for construction of a wall. . . . People said it was crazy, but I did it! . . . And just to get ahead of the Fake News, let me say that the bill I'm sponsoring to send Mexico 20 billion dollars in foreign aid has nothing to do with it."
"Mexico, time to cough it up!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Donald ("I told you Mexico would pay for it!" ) Trump is saying: "I'm here to announce this morning that Mexico will be sending us 8 billion dollars for construction of a wall. . . . People said it was crazy, but I did it! . . . And just to get ahead of the Fake News, let me say that the bill I'm sponsoring to send Mexico 20 billion dollars in foreign aid has nothing to do with it."
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