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Trueblue1968
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October 29, 2019
COLE and MARMALDE are my FAVORITE Internet Cats. Happy Halloween from the kitties
#HappyHalloween #CatCastle #ColeAndMarmalade
SPOOKTACULAR Halloween Cat Castle! - Cole & Marmalade
96,098 views (14 thousand now)
Oct 25, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=OLzT-48L3os
Oh My Gourd!
Haunted house for cats Happy Meowloween CAM FAM, we hope you enjoy the video!
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my cats would go ............ oh boxes. boring.
October 17, 2019
WELL .... Donald Rump is a third-rate reality tv host. That is it. He is nothing more.
October 15, 2019
GOOD POST for Chris Matthews thread. . CHRIS MATTHEWS ..... RECOVERING FROM PROTATE CANCER SURGERY.
October 1, 2019
My wife felt like she'd seen a new caring considerate side to me after I spent the day making treats for the Halloween callers yesterday.
I really hope they appreciated my home made toffee onions.
... ... ... ... ... ...
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves...
and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my wife, "Honey there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?"
She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost."
My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath
Whats it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Its a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What is an optimistic vampires favorite drink?
B Positive.
What are ghosts' favourite streets?
Dead ends
Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
The What-wolves and the When-wolves.
What happens when two vampires meet?
Its love at first bite!
Read more at https://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm#bsEJf7EMFb3cRtu1.99
HALLOWEEN !!! Don't we love October.
My wife felt like she'd seen a new caring considerate side to me after I spent the day making treats for the Halloween callers yesterday.
I really hope they appreciated my home made toffee onions.
... ... ... ... ... ...
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves...
and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my wife, "Honey there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?"
She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost."
My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath
Whats it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Its a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What is an optimistic vampires favorite drink?
B Positive.
What are ghosts' favourite streets?
Dead ends
Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
The What-wolves and the When-wolves.
What happens when two vampires meet?
Its love at first bite!
Read more at https://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm#bsEJf7EMFb3cRtu1.99
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