March 6, 2020

Chump canceled his CDC visit scheduled for today

I’m guessing he will look for virus test kits stockpiled on a golf course.

March 6, 2020

A dose of humor for the day.

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”

The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

March 5, 2020

Venue Name

In college football you have the Sugar Bowl, the Orange Bowl, and the Rose Bowl.

For Chump’s future Brownshirt rallies we can call the venue the Petri Dish.

March 3, 2020

LOL. Hand washing advice

Wash your hands like your chopping jalapeños and you have to remove your contact lenses.

March 3, 2020

Now that Matthews is gone

can Chuck Toad please be next. And take Kornacki with him.

Sweep out the Bothsiderists!

March 3, 2020

I thought air was free.

Then I opened a bag of potato chips.

March 3, 2020

Seriousness of virus threat finally hits the Orange Blob

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/485035-coca-cola-says-corona virus-could-affect-diet-coke-supply

snip:
Coca-Cola reported that the outbreak of coronavirus in China could affect its supply chain demands, leading to a shorter supply of goods that go into making the company's diet beverages.

Pence will be spotted at Costco with his basket ready to go.

March 3, 2020

Here is why Both Siderism Matthews is gone. Good riddance.

https://www.gq.com/story/chris-matthews-experience

snip:
This tendency to objectify women in his orbit has bled into his treatment of female politicians and candidates. He has repeatedly lusted over women in politics on air, including remarking in 2011 that there’s “something electric” and “very attractive” about the way former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin walks and moves, and noting in 2017 that acting attorney general Sally Yates is “attractive, obviously.” But he has reserved a particular contempt for the woman who made it closest to ascending the heights of American political power, Hillary Clinton, calling her “witchy,” “anti-male,” and “She-Devil.” The Cut obtained footage of him joking in early 2016, just before a live interview with then candidate Clinton, “where’s that Bill Cosby pill,” referring to the date-rape drug.

March 2, 2020

Old Saying IN AZ w/update

Whiskey is for drinking,

water is for fighting.

Update: bottom shelf whiskey is for hand sanitizing.

March 2, 2020

Overused phrase "The Perfect Storm," however

Here we are:

An illiterate anti-science dotard, overseeing the response to a highly contagious disease, utilizing an economic system that doesn't reward people for staying home while ill, whose chief concern is his golf game and reelection.

More like The Perfect Shit Storm.